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World Soccer XXX: We Have Men Too!

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Jimjamesak said:
Bayern Munich, winners of the last ten Bundesliga titles, sit alone in first place of the Bundesliga after a 7-0 win this weekend.

Three weeks into the season and the title race is pretty much over. Fun league.
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Yeesh. Is it just a matter of budget?
 
Kepler said:
Yeesh. Is it just a matter of budget?
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Yes.

The Bundesliga/German system is absolutely great at keeping everyone relatively stable financially, but it’s also the reason why nobody can challenge Bayern. If someone rises up to challenge Bayern, Bayern just buys their best players.

It also helps that they do cheat said financial system, it’s just Bayern’s cheating is acceptable because it’s being done by German companies Adidas, Audi and Telekom instead of dirty Austrian energy drink companies.
 
Kepler said:
The more I read this the better it is. The person who did this is genuinely funny and knows their memes.

Do this with the NFL.

Spoiler: all clubs are Authoritarian Right.
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Hey! That only applies to 31 of the teams. The Packers are the definition of Authoritarian Left.
 
Spartanforlife4 said:
Hey! That only applies to 31 of the teams. The Packers are the definition of Authoritarian Left.
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The Raiders would be Authoritarian with a left lean.

I will never admit to the Sounders and Timbers being the same but the Whitecaps are absolutely “Sounders but with terrible management”.
 
Kepler said:
The more I read this the better it is. The person who did this is genuinely funny and knows their memes.
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I personally would make a couple of changes:

The CPL and USL shifted well into the Authoritarian Right. The CPL is basically every conspiracy about MLS, SUM, and the USSF come true but Canadian. CFL owners, a French media company and Canada Soccer executives all fleecing every loonie they possibly can.

The USL is like Coors, they’re owned by a huge corporation (NuRock Companies in this case) and they really really want to be Budweiser (MLS) but can’t because they don’t have the money so they just gaslight and pretend they’re some cooler alternative to “The Man”.
 
Kepler said:
Is it new for Rangers and Celtic to be eligible? For some reason I can recall no Scottish team in the CL before. I could just be going senile.
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No, it's just been 12 years since Rangers since was in the group stage. Celtic was in the group stage back in 2018.

Scotland finally got their UEFA coefficient high enough to have an automatic group stage spot just this year.
 
Kepler said:
Is it new for Rangers and Celtic to be eligible? For some reason I can recall no Scottish team in the CL before. I could just be going senile.
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Celtic won the Scottish Premiership last year so they go straight into group.

The gers had to qualify and in a nutshell here's how,

A total of 52 teams competed in the qualifying system of the 2022–23 UEFA Champions League, which included the qualifying phase and the play-off round, with 42 teams in Champions Path and 10 teams in League Path. The six winners in the play-off round (four from Champions Path, two from League Path) advanced to the group stage, to join the 26 teams that enter in the group stage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022–...alifying_phase_and_play-off_round#League_Path
 
Mookie can’t decide whether or not to go catch a Swedish game while here in Stockholm or not.
AIK host tomorrow HIF, then djurgarten hosts Monday.
could see the pair, and get all three Stockholm teams in.
but here with the girls and would feel as though mookie was dragging them against their wishes…
 
mookie1995 said:
Mookie can’t decide whether or not to go catch a Swedish game while here in Stockholm or not.
AIK host tomorrow HIF, then djurgarten hosts Monday.
could see the pair, and get all three Stockholm teams in.
but here with the girls and would feel as though mookie was dragging them against their wishes…
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Who paid to be there, you or the girls?

Go see the fucking game and expose them to some culture.
 
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