The only thing I'll say about the MLS Cup Final is that I've been rolling my eyes
hard at this general consensus that everyone must root for Portland because NYCFC is owned by City Football Group and the Yankees and therefore are evil while Portland is all and right and just.
Completely ignoring the fact that Timbers owner Merritt Paulson and Timbers GM Gavin Wilkinson actively covered up sexual harassment by a former coach for the Portland Thorns AND allowed said coach to be hired by another NWSL club and continue sexually harassing players. And yes Wilkinson is
still the Timbers GM despite this.
Also completely ignoring the fact that Paulson is the son of former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson who served as Secretary of the Treasury under George W. Bush. Remember the guy who bailed out the banks and AIG after undoubtedly contributing to said crisis? Yup, Paulson's dad. Guess where lil' Merritt got his money to buy the Timbers?
And hey, let's also ignore his leadership in attempting to stamp out the Timbers Army's ability to display the Iron Front flag and getting PO'd at the TA for protesting. Or breaking a concession union at the stadium when he bought the Timbers and the old MiLB team. Or the fact he really wanted to own an MLB team but eventually settled for his silver medal in the Timbers.
Portland and NYCFC both suck (it's one of the few occasions where
this meme actually applies) but to paraphrase Charles Barkley: "If Portland was playing Afghanistan I'd root for Afghanistan."
tl;dr Seattle fan hates Portland, lists a bunch of **** you won't read.