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WISC @ NoDak 2/1&2/2

Re: WISC @ NoDak 2/1&2/2

Gurtholfin said:
To my fans, I'd just like to say that I'm hearing you.

The problem is, I don't have any new material right now and I won't subject you to a re-hash of my greatest hits. I respect you too much for that.

I've done all of the hillbilly, meth, wagon train, neanderthal and lone tree pieces that I could. I'm not sure there's a whole lot of additional ground to cover there.

Truth be told, I was inspired by the idea (from this thread) of a fat Wisconsin fan being tossed onto the ice. I had an obese naked guy which I put into one of those horse hoists hanging from the rafters and then added it to a photo of the UND student section doing some sort of hand/arm gesture in unison as the background.

It just didn't quite come together properly though and I respect you all too much to put out something sub-standard.

So hang in there. I'll be back, better than ever at some point, probably when it's least expected - because that's when inspiration usually strikes. Look at the whole goat-rape thingy. That was mana from heaven.

Sioux fans - you have been my muse for a long time and I'll miss you, but know that I gave you everything I had.



One fun fact though. If you google "sioux fans," you will actually find quite possibly my favorite piece on about page 2. :)

http://www.google.com/search?q=siou...aBywGT-YH4Dg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1099&bih=630


PS - I have thought about a series of flood compositions, but I just don't find flooding to be all that funny. Some things are out of bounds. The line is somewhere between raping goats to death and flooding.
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Good man. Good luck to you and your son this weekend in your tournament.
 
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Seriously, I'll miss you filthy rotten savages... someday.

Here's hoping to get at least a split out of our last trip to America's baldspot as conference foes.
 
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burd said:
Good man. Good luck to you and your son this weekend in your tournament.
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Thanks. We should win and qualify for state, but our margin for error isn't what I wish it was.
 
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Gurtholfin said:
"They're fighting with the police. They're fighting with the fans. North Dakota has done it again."

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And now they're reduced to little facewashes in the handshake line. Pathetic.

It's like being a Norwegian these days. Smile and bob your head in amiable agreement all day long, go home to be dictated by your wife, give the kids money when they demand it, then go to sleep and dream of the day when your forebears pillaged and plundered wherever and whenever they had a mind to.

Sigh. The days . . .
 
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Are any sconnie's making the trip to GF? Might be safer to drive to GF but it's faster to fly and it'll probably be the first time a pilot in your plane pulls the e-brake and yells "weeeeeee" over his shoulder!

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