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WISC @ NoDak 2/1&2/2

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Wisko McBadgerton said:
I realize you guys are educationally disadvantaged out there so I don't want to make a big deal about it-- Maybe you could get someone from State to read the labels for you though-- Nowhere on a can of paint thinner does it say it is high in calories. Trust me, I know.
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In addition, paint thinner is a great weight loss tool. Destroy your intestine's ability to absorb calories=supermodel thin. All the thin 'Sconnies are doing the thinner ;)
 
I'be been laying off the thinner. I find that it makes it much easier to squat on a UND fan with my beer and cheese stuffed brat and gloat with a few extra pounds.

On a side note any other badger fans making the trip up?
 
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Shawny4u said:
On a side note any other badger fans making the trip up?
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Are you kidding? Did you even read this thread? There's a Rastislav Spirko jersey bounty on Badger fans... You may think they're just joking around but I've seen what a couple of these mopes will do for a stray cheese curd on State Street. It's horrifying... Can you imagine what they'll do for a jersey of a guy who speaks english better than they do? PLUS and this is really the main thing. There's 10,000 of them and only 100 of us. There's no way I'm going with those odds...

I mean... unless your saying we're getting like 3 or 4 more Badger fans to even it up. Then I'm good.
 
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goldy_331 said:
I'm sorry, I need photographic evidence to believe such actually exist.
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Gurt, that would be you.

Little concerned that you have not bestowed some of your artwork on us yet. And it is art--false and defamatory, but art.
 
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Maybe he's working on his Sistine Chapel of pictures and that is why he's been curiously absent.
 
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With the Gopher bye and all, I was hoping to come in this thread and see some of Gurt's handy work.


Gurt?
 
burd said:
Gurt, that would be you.

Little concerned that you have not bestowed some of your artwork on us yet. And it is art--false and defamatory, but art.
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Like I'm naive enough to buy gurt's photoshoping. I am naive, but not that much!
 
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UW is 10-1-3 in their last 14 games and UND is 7-4-3 in their last 14 games both teams have 21 league points tying them with the Mankato (bye week) so a sweep for either team would move them above Mankato and UMTC. Well unless UND starts their 2nd half surge Friday night there won't be any of this in Madison:

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cross cheque said:
UW is 10-1-3 in their last 14 games and UND is 7-4-3 in their last 14 games both teams have 21 league points tying them with the Mankato (bye week) so a sweep for either team would move them above Mankato and UMTC. Well unless UND starts their 2nd half surge Friday night there won't be any of this in Madison:

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Get real... those two wouldn't know a hockey puck if it slapped them in their crying faces
 
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SCSU Euro said:
Get real... those two wouldn't know a hockey puck if it slapped them in their crying faces
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The good news is that a hockey puck slapping them in their faces couldn't make them any uglier!

Gotta love those sconnie "women"....
 
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gopher wes said:
The good news is that a hockey puck slapping them in their faces couldn't make them any uglier!

Gotta love those sconnie "women"....
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Yep, I like these girls just fine.

Just as an aside- personally, I try not to make too much fun of the heavy set girls in the band. 1) They can probably kick my ***; and 2) The way this crazy internet works, for all I know, you could be one of them, wes.
But that's just me, so you know- have at it.
 
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Wisko McBadgerton said:
Yep, I like these girls just fine.

Just as an aside- personally, I try not to make too much fun of the heavy set girls in the band. 1) They can probably kick my ***; and 2) The way this crazy internet works, for all I know, you could be one of them, wes.
But that's just me, so you know- have at it.
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Truth. For all we know, your real name is not really Wisko McBadgerton, but I like to think it is ;).
 
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Wisko McBadgerton said:
Yep, I like these girls just fine.

Just as an aside- personally, I try not to make too much fun of the heavy set girls in the band. 1) They can probably kick my ***; and 2) The way this crazy internet works, for all I know, you could be one of them, wes.
But that's just me, so you know- have at it.
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Making fun of girls bc they're heavier is classless and ungentlemanly.

Making fun of them bc they're crying? Awesome.
 
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To my fans, I'd just like to say that I'm hearing you.

The problem is, I don't have any new material right now and I won't subject you to a re-hash of my greatest hits. I respect you too much for that.

I've done all of the hillbilly, meth, wagon train, neanderthal and lone tree pieces that I could. I'm not sure there's a whole lot of additional ground to cover there.

Truth be told, I was inspired by the idea (from this thread) of a fat Wisconsin fan being tossed onto the ice. I had an obese naked guy which I put into one of those horse hoists hanging from the rafters and then added it to a photo of the UND student section doing some sort of hand/arm gesture in unison as the background.

It just didn't quite come together properly though and I respect you all too much to put out something sub-standard.

So hang in there. I'll be back, better than ever at some point, probably when it's least expected - because that's when inspiration usually strikes. Look at the whole goat-rape thingy. That was mana from heaven.

Sioux fans - you have been my muse for a long time and I'll miss you, but know that I gave you everything I had.



One fun fact though. If you google "sioux fans," you will actually find quite possibly my favorite piece on about page 2. :)

http://www.google.com/search?q=siou...aBywGT-YH4Dg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1099&bih=630


PS - I have thought about a series of flood compositions, but I just don't find flooding to be all that funny. Some things are out of bounds. The line is somewhere between raping goats to death and flooding.
 
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Gurtholfin said:
To my fans, I'd just like to say that I'm hearing you.

The problem is, I don't have any new material right now and I won't subject you to a re-hash of my greatest hits. I respect you too much for that.

I've done all of the hillbilly, meth, wagon train, neanderthal and lone tree pieces that I could. I'm not sure there's a whole lot of additional ground to cover there.

Truth be told, I was inspired by the idea (from this thread) of a fat Wisconsin fan being tossed onto the ice. I had an obese naked guy which I put into one of those horse hoists hanging from the rafters and then added it to a photo of the UND student section doing some sort of hand/arm gesture in unison as the background.

It just didn't quite come together properly though and I respect you all too much to put out something sub-standard.

So hang in there. I'll be back, better than ever at some point, probably when it's least expected - because that's when inspiration usually strikes. Look at the whole goat-rape thingy. That was mana from heaven.

Sioux fans - you have been my muse for a long time and I'll miss you, but know that I gave you everything I had.



One fun fact though. If you google "sioux fans," you will actually find quite possibly my favorite piece on about page 2. :)

http://www.google.com/search?q=siou...aBywGT-YH4Dg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1099&bih=630


PS - I have thought about a series of flood compositions, but I just don't find flooding to be all that funny. Some things are out of bounds. The line is somewhere between raping goats to death and flooding.
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The one that shows even goof announcers are hacks? :D

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