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Why does USCHO hate singalongs?

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*setting the scene, Tech has just lost another embarrassing game and all the hockey fans from both teams are out at the bar sharing some good non-hockey times.*

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Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooonley world.
 
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Jockstock said:
Some of these moderators have had a crazy life. The other USCHO moderator who also banned me is on a green card from Titty Hill, England. I think that's somewhere near Wetwang. His mother is a fashion model from Twatt, Scotland and when she came over on a boat, she first settled in Buttzville, Pennsylvania, just south of Big Ball, and then later moved up to Jugville, Michigan. Then things took a turn for the worse and they moved to Disappointment, Kentucky. That was a real downer. That’s where his mother stopped breast feeding him and told him she only liked him as friend. Col. Sanders won't even go there.

So they moved to Boogertown, North Carolina where his mother won a beauty contest and received a free Rhinoplasty. Apparently the people of Boogertown have nosepicking down to science. Then they went up to Crapo, Maryland which smells like one big taco fart and no one wears any underwear. So they folded up shop and ended up in Weiner, Arkansas. They only stayed there for a year though (too many peeping toms).

Finally his mother said she would like to try her luck at pole dancing and move to Bumpass, Virginia. His sister took off to Toad Suck, Arkansas and got a job collecting stool samples on a reindeer farm. His obese brother now lives in Big Ugly, West Virginia. His mother remarried with her gynecologist and has since moved onto Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada. The moderator guy now resides in Wimp, California which I thought was kinda funny.:D
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This post should go in the Hall of Fame.

nmupiccdiva said:
I first thought those were all made up and that was an exercise in grade school creativity. Then I found out those were all REAL places, and I realized it was genius.
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You've never heard of Toad Suck, Arkansas?? You need to get out more Diva.

Yager said:
Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooonley world.
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She took the midnight train going anywhere.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
This post should go in the Hall of Fame.

You've never heard of Toad Suck, Arkansas?? You need to get out more Diva.



She took the midnight train going anywhere.
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Tried to find south Detroit once - ended up getting a little wet.
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Don't you know that every time you get to Climax, you're going to Hell? :p
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:D Personally I like the route from Climax to Howell

But Fr Sarducci says it's a few cents ...

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and move to Bumpass, Virginia.

I'm stuck on ... Is this Bum Pass or Bump ***???:confused:
 
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