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Why does USCHO hate singalongs?

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Priceless said:
Or if you post pictures of pancakes ;)
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It's all over for me.

What if we go in rounds? Like some tune shot out of a canon?
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
You're both wrong - it's a Yugo. :p No idea why it has a VW license plate.
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Yeah, I knew it wasn't an SUV, and I gave my best guess based off the plate, I'm not that much of a mid-late 80's hatchback connoisseur ;)

Probably VW plates because no other dealer was willing to take the embarrassment of selling Yugos :D
 
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Jon said:
He is from lake Titicaca! Lake Titicaca!
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Some of these moderators have had a crazy life. The other USCHO moderator who also banned me is on a green card from Titty Hill, England. I think that's somewhere near Wetwang. His mother is a fashion model from Twatt, Scotland and when she came over on a boat, she first settled in Buttzville, Pennsylvania, just south of Big Ball, and then later moved up to Jugville, Michigan. Then things took a turn for the worse and they moved to Disappointment, Kentucky. That was a real downer. That’s where his mother stopped breast feeding him and told him she only liked him as friend. Col. Sanders won't even go there.

So they moved to Boogertown, North Carolina where his mother won a beauty contest and received a free Rhinoplasty. Apparently the people of Boogertown have nosepicking down to science. Then they went up to Crapo, Maryland which smells like one big taco fart and no one wears any underwear. So they folded up shop and ended up in Weiner, Arkansas. They only stayed there for a year though (too many peeping toms).

Finally his mother said she would like to try her luck at pole dancing and move to Bumpass, Virginia. His sister took off to Toad Suck, Arkansas and got a job collecting stool samples on a reindeer farm. His obese brother now lives in Big Ugly, West Virginia. His mother remarried with her gynecologist and has since moved onto Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada. The moderator guy now resides in Wimp, California which I thought was kinda funny.:D
 
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I first thought those were all made up and that was an exercise in grade school creativity. Then I found out those were all REAL places, and I realized it was genius.
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
I first thought those were all made up and that was an exercise in grade school creativity. Then I found out those were all REAL places, and I realized it was genius.
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Yeah, Jockstock is good like that, it's been pretty interesting since he's moved to the green side.
 
Re: Why does USCHO hate singalongs?

Son of a *****. I was just coming to check how that other thread was going...
 
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