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What the Fark???

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I'm 31, on the back edge of the so-called Millennial generation.

I have never taken a selfie. I don't know whether to continue this trend, or start doing so just to cheese people off.
 
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Res Ipsa Loquitor:

MADRID — Spanish police say they have arrested a woman who landed at Madrid’s international airport with 3.7 pounds of cocaine hidden in her breast implants.

Narcotics agents grew suspicious when the 43-year-old Venezuelan woman exhibited unspecified strange behavior during a routine screening of passengers who had just arrived from Bogota, Colombia.

A luggage search showed nothing unusual. But a frisk by female officers revealed irregularities and deformations in both of the suspect’s breasts.

The passenger then “became nervous and confessed to carrying cocaine implants,” a police statement said Friday.
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I wonder how long the 10-minute discrepancy between Board time and "real world" time will continue....


hmm...it was 11 minutes for that post.
 
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FreshFish said:
How can you get appointed to the faculty at Harvard by claiming to be 1/32 Cherokee from Oklahoma?

no, that can't be it....
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I was more going for:

Waiter: Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club?
Fletch: No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills.
Waiter: They have left, Señor.
Fletch: It's all right, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
Waiter: Would you like some drinks, Señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich aaand a steak sandwich.
 
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