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What the Fark 7: They're Eating the Dogs!

Honestly, most “tough guys” can’t handle even basic kickboxing techniques. One swift kick to the legs would crumble most.

The only fight advice I ever got which happily I have never needed was "drive your attacker to the ground." Once one man is down that ends the fight either by mutual agreement or because you can then inflict sufficient pain and humiliation that the other surrenders.
 
Drinking their own urine? Sounds like they need to watch Survivorman.

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Gen Z male humanoid prototypes: skipping showers in the name of "pheromone maxxing," thinking it will land them a girlfriend.

I once had a suitemate in college who tried that. It ended where he was physically restrained, picked up, thrown into the running shower and doused with soap and the door barricaded shut for 20 minutes.
 
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