What the Fark 7: They're Eating the Dogs!

[Kepler]

Honestly, most “tough guys” can’t handle even basic kickboxing techniques. One swift kick to the legs would crumble most.

The only fight advice I ever got which happily I have never needed was "drive your attacker to the ground." Once one man is down that ends the fight either by mutual agreement or because you can then inflict sufficient pain and humiliation that the other surrenders.

 

[Kepler]

Solution for a 7 dimensional Rubik's cube.

 

[Kepler]

She so obviously did it. I cannot believe she's not living out her grotesque existence in a cell.

 

[MissThundercat]

Gen Z male humanoid prototypes: skipping showers in the name of "pheromone maxxing," thinking it will land them a girlfriend.

Introducing Pheromone Maxxing, TikTok’s Latest Disgusting Dating Trend

Researchers say human scent can affect attraction, but there’s still no clear proof of a human sex pheromone.

www.vice.com

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Drinking their own urine? Sounds like they need to watch Survivorman.

 

[aparch]

Gen Z male humanoid prototypes: skipping showers in the name of "pheromone maxxing," thinking it will land them a girlfriend.

Introducing Pheromone Maxxing, TikTok’s Latest Disgusting Dating Trend

Researchers say human scent can affect attraction, but there’s still no clear proof of a human sex pheromone.

www.vice.com

I once had a suitemate in college who tried that. It ended where he was physically restrained, picked up, thrown into the running shower and doused with soap and the door barricaded shut for 20 minutes.

 

[Slap Shot]

Let me guess - they're Tate brothers disciples.

 

[MissThundercat]

Let me guess - they're Tate brothers disciples.

"Anything else except emotionally maturing"

 

[St. Clown]

Their enemy was wild, and their tactics were truly baffling.


The Australian "Emu War" of 1932 was a short-lived military operation in which soldiers armed with machine guns attempted to cull about 20,000 emus damaging crops in Western Australia, but the emus outmaneuvered the troops and the campaign failed. The emus were considered the "victors," and the government later provided ammunition to farmers and created bounties for emu hunting instead.
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