What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[dxmnkd316]

It is entirely plausible to me that the purpose of humanity, nay, life, was to produce the following:

I love it

 

[MissThundercat]

If you're gonna quit, go out with a bang.

https://wwmt.com/news/local/arbys-b...rviews-spokesperson-social-media-frenzy-posts

 

[French Rage]

You play. To win. The game. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/shipping-container-boy-hide-and-seek-bangladesh-malaysia/

 

[Kepler]

One boobs on a stick appears to have cheated other boobs on a stick.

Note: the cheating boobs on a stick went on to win Miss Universe Boobs on a Stick, at which the Russian boobs on a stick complained that other European boobs on a stick were mean to her.

It should be pointed out the Russian boobs on a stick is actually quite lifelike.

 

[Slap Shot]

One boobs on a stick appears to have cheated other boobs on a stick.

Note: the cheating boobs on a stick went on to win Miss Universe Boobs on a Stick, at which the Russian boobs on a stick complained that other European boobs on a stick were mean to her.

It should be pointed out the Russian boobs on a stick is actually quite lifelike.

Who wants to tell her?

McGhee, who was one of the many contestants who walked off the stage after the winner was announced, said that she didn't intend "to knock" Gabriel. "It was to send a statement that we all had an idea of what was really going on behind the scenes. We felt disrespected and paraded around for a show," she said.

 

[Kepler]

The Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

 

[Jimjamesak]

The Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

I saw the video of this on the national news here in Canada. Absolutely hilarious!

 

[Kepler]

TIL about Alex Murdaugh. Maybe we can bring back endless torture for one person per year?

And yes, we'll do Dump first, but after.

 

[aparch]

AI out here wildly conflating bits and pieces of hard evidence into al alternative reality of "facts-ish."

Also, a whole lot of apologizing before making up new bullsh**.

This is wilder than that C student drinking a case of Mountain Dew the night before a term paper and making it "sound believable."

https://twitter.com/cgdhopkins/status/1625943161225846786

 

[bronconick]

Babcock International on Twitter: "Fantastic news that we’ve won a ?400 million contract to manage and operate Skynet, @DefenceHQ's satellite communications system. Babcock and our partners bring stability and best-in-class solutions for this vital and exciting new contract. [url]https://t.co/RFeggVJF8f https://t.co/1z22BHLBbM" / Twitter[/URL]

Poor name choice.

 

[Kepler]

Poor name choice.

Or a great one.

 

[aparch]

Huh. Today I learned there's a term for when people "just ask questions," and ask "follow ups," despite given the evidence in front of them: sealioning.

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1628002075459088388

 

[Kepler]

 

[Kepler]

FAFO, Romania Edition.

On the one hand, it isn't good that habeas corpus is routinely ignored in this country.

On the other hand, considering Tate picked this country because it had weak rule of law and he thought he would be a predator in safety,

 

[aparch]

History repeats itself every 80 years. Millenials will save the world.

And fuck the boomers. Not in a fun way either.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRnQGC4N/

 

[Kepler]

History repeats itself every 80 years. Millenials will save the world.

And **** the boomers. Not in a fun way either.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRnQGC4N/

More variation within than between. Generations aren't real.

 

[Kepler]

Strap in for this ride.

 

[Kepler]

Your next moral panic, now loading in newsrooms everywhere.

 

[aparch]

Your next moral panic, now loading in newsrooms everywhere.

I saw someone point out in an era of drugs being slipped into drinks, a personal capped mixed drink that you carry with you at all times was the safest way to consume liquor by the youths.

 

[walrus]

Your next moral panic, now loading in newsrooms everywhere.

whats moral about idiots being idiots?