What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[dxmnkd316]

So in order to avoid getting dosed and blacking out, the kids these days are instead drinking a gallon of hooch and.... blacking out. Cool.

 

[dxmnkd316]

I saw someone point out in an era of drugs being slipped into drinks, a personal capped mixed drink that you carry with you at all times was the safest way to consume liquor by the youths.

What era? This has been happening since Cosby.

 

[RaceBoarder]

Your next moral panic, now loading in newsrooms everywhere.

So it's a "personal" serving of Jungle Juice?

I mean it's not an entire gallon, but I was going to parties and drinking from a 32oz Nalgene filled with Cranberry Juice, Vodka, and Peach Schnapps. Same concept.

 

[Kepler]

What era? This has been happening since Cosby.

People getting roofied has been happening since 17thC Londoners were waking up aboard warships for their exciting new career as impressed sailor.

 

[Kepler]

Is it wrong that my first thought is, I wonder what the little turd did to deserve it?

 

[MissThundercat]

To whomever designed this card: are you okay? Is there someone we can call on your behalf?

https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart/status/1635282896335536130

 

[Slap Shot]

Is it wrong that my first thought is, I wonder what the little turd did to deserve it?

For some reason I cracked up in my head imagining this spoken with a Canadian Accent - and for unknown reasons specifically Scott Thompson:

"Personally, it stunned me more than it shocked me," the employee told TVA Sports in French. "The parents in the stands were really not happy. They started yelling at the referee and decided to call the police."

 

[Kepler]

My second thought was, "F-ck you, Shoresy!"

 

[Kepler]

I know y'all are just f-cking with us now.

 

[Slap Shot]

I know y'all are just f-cking with us now.

Uh, I think that article is bunk. My kids are 19 and 20 and would never freakout over an "ok". Also I see "ok" all the time at work (we use MS Teams to chat) and there's never been a sense it was perceived negatively.

 

[MissThundercat]

Three people managed to finish the Barkley Marathons this year.

Some years, nobody finishes.

 

[French Rage]

Truth in advertising: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-...fee-shop-employee-accused-of-video-voyeurism/

 

[Kepler]

Heartwarming.

 

[Kepler]

TIL there is a poster on imgur named Elbowdeepinahorse.

She is a vet.

 

[SonofSouthie]

If it's too good to be true,

https://www.powernationtv.com/post/man-loses-26k-in-dodge-challenger-hellcat-scam

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

TIL that kids on tik tok think it’s cool to pretend to have Tourette’s and go around faking tics and shouting obscenities

 

[MissThundercat]

TIL that kids on tik tok think it’s cool to pretend to have Tourette’s and go around faking tics and shouting obscenities

Eric Cartman thought the exact same thing.

 

[Kepler]

Eric Cartman thought the exact same thing.

Cartman is a fair indicator of anything on social media or anything Dump will say.

 

[aparch]

TIL that kids on tik tok think it’s cool to pretend to have Tourette’s and go around faking tics and shouting obscenities

What.... what side of TikTok are you on?

Because mine is just filled with videos confirming I have depression, ADHD, anxiety, fellow adult fan of LEGO posts, LGBTQ-ally, dad jokes, random cosplayers, and enjoy the occasional spicy accountant redheads.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

What.... what side of TikTok are you on?

fellow adult fan of LEGO posts

You have my attention. Also an AFOL. Actively wondering if I need to buy a bigger home to be able to display everything.

What do you primarily collect?