MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I figured it out. Replace "Drunk Amber" with "Sad Amber" and ask "how would Sad Amber eat her feelings?"
Christmas baking:
Dark chocolate chip and crunchy peanut butter cookies
Double chocolate crunchy peanut butter bread/muffins
Crunchy peanut butter banana bread with dark chocolate chips (or as DX or St. Clown call it, "orgasm bread")
Jesus fuck if I lived near you I wouldn't last a year.
Jen didn't warn us about licking the peppermint extract measuring spoon before throwing it in the sink.
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I did learn a very valuable lesson in pressure cookers. When they say open the valve gradually, they really mean it. There's a fine layer of beef fat that's covering everything within about five feet of my stove.
It was horrifying. I couldn't do anything about it. It was volcano of steam and boiling fat. I didn't want to risk getting my hand close. I thought about covering it but was worried about what problems it might cause I wasn't able to think through clearly. Or having my hand covered in screaming hot fat.
So I just stood there and waited. :-(
The same time my wife learned this lesson she also learned not to have the pressure cooker too close to the cabinets.
Just reading this now. Thanks for the kind words about the cookies. Yes, I still bake them (although fewer). Here's a rundown of the past 2 years.
2020 - 1135 cookies
Christmas Confetti Biscotti
Cranberry coconut macaroons (new - very good - I did cherry instead of cranberry)
raspberry rugelach
Dark Chocolate Buttercrunch
Gingerbread Snickerdoodles
Ginger Jump Ups
Grasshoppers
Hot Cocoa Cookies and Peppermint Hot Cocoa (crushed candy canes and peppermint extract added)
Cranberry Coins (new - just OK)
Cranberry Cherry Pistachio pinwheels
Peanut Butter Maple
Peppermint Bark
Pistachio Spritz Pinwheels
Toffee snowballs
Rumprints (new - meh)
Cranberry Pie Cookies (new - very very good - from Tosi)
Zimsterne
2021 - 1634 cookies
Cranberry Coconut Macaroons (did cranberry this time, and they were still very good)
Raspberry rugelach
Dark Chocolate Buttercrunch
Gingerbread Snickerdoodles
Cherry Almond cookies (new - just OK)
Grasshoppers
Bailey's Hot Cocoa Cookies (same old Hot Cocoa, but with Bailey's chips) and Peppermint Hot Cocoa
Peanut Butter Maple
Peppermint Bark
Pistachio Spritz Pinwheels
Toffee Snowballs
Brandy Biscuits (new - not that great)
Cranberry Pie Cookies
Zimsterne
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