Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Tacky, tak, tak, better understand Hak, he be straight up psycho
He’s a slave to the Finger Wave
Ratta…tat…tat, goes his little gat
Pushin’ on that trigger if he feel and that's for real
Meanwhile I be knockin’ out Susies like Holyfield
Well buck, buck, buck
Haha! Susies gettin’ struck
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Greenie tried to do me wrong and kill
So I stole up on his grill
I got up on my blades, lynchin’ wit a stick
Made him look sick
When Susies try to step, I strike ‘em on the dome
Or grill, so chill
Before I get buck wild for another thrill
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cause Haks a straight up psycho
Rides a clown cycle
Hey Mike Meyers, I'm eatin Susies like Breyer's…ice cream!
If you know what I mean
Gotta buff ‘cep like Mr. Clean
Cuz I'm lean from the gym
Got the power within
My game, so I won
And just for fun
Use my stick like a frickin’ gun
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Now I be slayin’ Susie boneheads like a turkey on Thanksgiving
Here comes my bomb
Oops! Broke his arm
So ring the alarm
Hey nice, conquered Susies with charm
It’s all about the Curse stickin’ to ya
Ralphie liked to go nuddah
Cuz he smoked that huddah
He liked Kraut dudah
Came straight from the sewah, who knewa?
Nazi party stuff wit no fear
Hey wanna buy a t-shirt my dear?
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
I had to step up to that Susie and beat him down
Wit a rugged sound
Comin’ straight from underground
When Susies try to strike, I peel their cap
Ever since I got my strap
Don’t take their crap
Time for Susie to take a nap
Hey Hak! what's it to ya
Soon the press is gonna boo ya!
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Susie always got blasted
But now it's time to get drastic
Like Jurassic Park, Ralphie creeps in the dark
Susie try to be the leader
Wit a Nazi whip and beater
Slap a Susie ‘til he's screamin’ and afraid
Like the logo gonna fade
Finish with a Bauer switchblade
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Gopher power in control
Better act like ya know
Knick, knack, paddy, wack give the dog a bone
Buckin’ Susies upside the dome
Wit the chrome
Cuz I’m the crazy from the home
Who beat Susies down wit the KO Zone
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Loaded up the clip and spray
Smoked Susies then tossed ‘em in the ash tray
Cause I'm that crazie that really don't care
Grew long hair, go ahead and dare
When coach put me to work
Those Susies were hurt
I'd be doin’ dirt
Cuz when it comes to Susie demons, I'm steamin’
I'm ground and pound to a body, maybe several
Wit the bass and treble
Yo take it to the next level
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Make the Susies frightful
Shoot ‘em wit my rifle
Make ‘em all stifle
Ha! Haks goin’ insane in the brain
This is one lunatic they can't explain
Cuz he’s the psychopathic Hak-it, causin’ racket
Doc couldn’t calm him down wit a straight jacket
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Pop goes the weasel, Hak’s Finger Wave
“You can all ______ off,” signed “Thank you, Dave”
He sticks to Ralphies spirit like epoxy
Ralphie ghoul calls him “Hottsie”
Hak is fun and laid back like a Nazi
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead