/shrug
Every fan base has people who take things a bit too seriously. FWIW, most of the Miami fans I've seen talking about it have had a good laugh over the whole thing, mostly because everything said in that article about Miami, we've said in jest about UML over the last few days.
The "of Ohio" shtick is tired and unoriginal, but the rest of the article was pretty **** funny. Unintentionally so with the right facing/left facing Hawk section, as we had a bit of an administrative crisis regarding the orientation of our logo last year.