Wow I'm hammered. Hoping to fall asleep before I get sick. Wish me luck on all counts.
Wow I'm hammered. Hoping to fall asleep before I get sick. Wish me luck on all counts.
If you were texting me while you could've been making out further, I will go to NJ next weekend just to kick your arse so far into your throat you'll be crapping out your mouth until that next Wednesday.
If you were texting me while you could've been making out further, I will go to NJ next weekend just to yell at you.
Cesspool. He already said NJ.This is equivalent to you jumping into a cesspool to yell at him for using all the toilet paper.![]()
No, I was texting you (judging by the timestamps) right before I started chatting with that girl.If you were texting me while you could've been making out further, I will go to NJ next weekend just to yell at you.
No, I was texting you (judging by the timestamps) right before I started chatting with that girl.
I think I may still be drunk.
They are, I agree, and it's really a shame. Even when I'm hammered I check my spelling. My texts are like that too.You fail at drunk posting. Your posts are way too coherent.
They are, I agree, and it's really a shame. Even when I'm hammered I check my spelling. My texts are like that too.
and making out with a chick is not getting some.![]()
His cute girl could have had an adam's apple and a special surprise below the waist.Plus if he was drunk, he may not really know what she looks like.![]()
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He may not want to admit to making out with her later.
Yeah, he probably made out with a tranny that had a bigger dick than rear admiral acpro.His cute girl could have had an adam's apple and a special surprise below the waist.
Did his champagne taste like Coca-Cola?His cute girl could have had an adam's apple and a special surprise below the waist.
Did his champagne taste like Coca-Cola?
In this kind of situation, I would want to be more than "pretty sure"I am starting to feel sober.
I am pretty sure she was not a guy.
In this kind of situation, I would want to be more than "pretty sure"![]()
That'll work. Another thing that works is to have a sober-ish friend approve all females. I have done this before, I would be drunk and talking to some girl and a sober friend, usually the dd, would just come over and say "no" and I'd just walk away.suppose he should grab "her" in the fun parts and see how "she" reacts![]()
Don't worry, I'll find out for sure.In this kind of situation, I would want to be more than "pretty sure"![]()
Yeah, none of my friends who were there were sober.That'll work. Another thing that works is to have a sober-ish friend approve all females. I have done this before, I would be drunk and talking to some girl and a sober friend, usually the dd, would just come over and say "no" and I'd just walk away.![]()