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[jmh]

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Mmmm, wantons.

Heh.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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You have to carry a special card? I just have it listed on my drivers license that I have completed firearm safety.

Yeah, it's a slip of hunter's orange cardboard, signed by the instructor, that fits in your wallet. At least, that's what it was in 1999.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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no, you do not. But yes, everyone should take a firearms safety course, regardless of you feelings towards firearms.

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They're dangerous, but only 1) if you handle them incorrectly or 2) if you have the intent to use them harmfully. Firearms safety at least cuts #1 to a minimum, and drills into your head that #2 is a bad thing except in cases of self-defense.

That reminds me, I need to go requal next month. Time to fire hundreds of rounds at the taxpayers expenses.

I get to do that too. (though it takes me several months to fire hundreds of rounds, not several seconds. )

 

[bigblue_dl]

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They're dangerous, but only 1) if you handle them incorrectly or 2) if you have the intent to use them harmfully. Firearms safety at least cuts #1 to a minimum, and drills into your head that #2 is a bad thing except in cases of self-defense.



I get to do that too. (though it takes me several months to fire hundreds of rounds, not several seconds. )

I definitely intend to use my firearms harmfully...at least as far as the deer are concerned.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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I get to do that too. (though it takes me several months to fire hundreds of rounds, not several seconds. )

yeah, over the course of an hour, I fire off close to 200 rounds. Life is good for that time.

 

[Hammer]

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I definitely intend to use my firearms harmfully...at least as far as the deer are concerned.

Better to use a firearm than the front end of the truck.

 

[jmh]

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The Twins have home games during the Frozen Four next year! Sweet!

 

[bigblue_dl]

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The defending World Series Champion Twins have home games during the Frozen Four next year! Sweet!

FYP

 

[Sloe Gin]

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FYP

when they lose to the Rangers in the first round, I'm blaming this post

 

[jmh]

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when they lose to the Rangers in the first round, I'm blaming this post

I guess you can do that if you want, but if I were you I'd blame the fact that their rotation is Liriano and a pile of crap.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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I guess you can do that if you want, but if I were you I'd blame the fact that their rotation is Liriano and a pile of crap.

except for, you know, Duensing, Pavano, and Darkie. Slowey is ok, and when Baker gets back, he'll end up in the pen, which is fine.

Yeah, I'm not worried about their rotation. Not in the slightest.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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when they lose to the Rangers in the first round, I'm blaming this post

There is a very, very slim chance they even play the Rangers in the first round, so I think I'm safe.

I guess you can do that if you want, but if I were you I'd blame the fact that their rotation is Liriano and a pile of crap.

Liriano isn't even the best guy in the rotation!

 

[JF_Gophers]

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People are ridiculous. $1 Jimmy Johns is not worth standing in line for an hour. Cheap bastards.

 

[jmh]

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Liriano isn't even the best guy in the rotation!

I hope you're not going to tell me Pavano is.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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People are ridiculous. $1 Jimmy Johns is not worth standing in line for an hour. Cheap bastards.

$1 for Jimmy Johns? I didn't know that. Sounds like a good thing.

...but there is no way I'm standing in line for an hour for it.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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I hope you're not going to tell me Pavano is.

Duensing has been the best since he's been put into the rotation. Liriano seems to have blowup games/innings too often.

 

[jmh]

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Duensing has been the best since he's been put into the rotation. Liriano seems to have blowup games/innings too often.

Hmm. Maybe you're right; their team page on b-ref still lists Duensing as a reliever so I didn't look at him. He's been very good, but he's only made 10 starts this year and if I were a Twins fan I'd be curious to see whether he can maintain the same level of results over a full season in the rotation despite his low K rate.

 

[Swansong]

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except for, you know, Duensing, Pavano, and Darkie. Slowey is ok, and when Baker gets back, he'll end up in the pen, which is fine.

Whoa there George Wallace.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Whoa there George Wallace.

his last name is Blackburn. Shorten it to Blackie, then change that Darkie.

I got Rickrolled by the piano player at Nordstroms today.

 

[Swansong]

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