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You haven't been to Greenville, SC. Trust me on that one. Gourmet = Chick-Fil-A.
Beer: Summit, Shell's, Surly. Versus Miller. And maybe Leinie's. I think New Glarus was an accident.
Sports: How's your MLB team? Any trophies? Since we're talking about the past and all......oh, how about your NHL team? No? Sorry, then. My bad.
Women: JFC, most of your women make me pine for the "women" of St Cloud and Duluth.
Know why Hudson expanded? MN people wanted to annex that. So they did, unofficially. Really, it's part of MN now. Accept it.
) But I'll give you a draw.
Nah, the analogy still works. MN is cockroaches too, just wrapped in a tortilla with some shredded cheese and stuff.But it's Taco Bell, so you probably are eating cockroaches. Invalid comparison.
Except people who don't bathe regularly.
And just like Ecuador borders Colombia, Wisconsin borders the Colombia of the US. Except that instead of the cocaine, I think hicks generally go for meth.the next time you compare Wisconsin to Minnesota, I will stab you.
Wisconsin is the Ecuador of the US.
Beer: You forgot to add in the arsehole of Midwest breweries in Cold Spring, MN: Gluek. Horrid beer. Thankfully for all of beer drinking civilization, they are putting out microbrews now, so there will theoretically be less sh*tty beer in America. Of course, you left out the Old Style brewery in LaCrosse....and Blatz in Milwaukee. I'll call it a draw.
Sports: Minnesota titles in the four major sports: 3. Wisconsin titles in the four major sports: 12. Advantage Cheeseheads.
Women: Since you've never left the state of Minnesota, you wouldn't know. Madison got tail.....as does Eau Claire and Stout (that's where the dumb hot girls go). And there's a reason that Minnesota hunters come here for deer season (I'll give you a hint: It starts with BAR and ends with STRIPPERS
And the Hudson Phenomenon is neutralized since you have to claim Mankato and Stearns County as part of Minnesota. Minnesota also brags about all of it's lakes, but Wisconsin has more.....which makes you all liars. Plus you border North Dakota, South Dakota, IOWA(!) and Canadia. So Minnesota loses this matchup like CC loses recruits.
I could smell the Paris Metro. If they do bathe, it's likely in the p*ss they use to perfume their tunnels.
the next time you compare Wisconsin to Minnesota, I will stab you.
Wisconsin is the Ecuador of the US.
Beer: You forgot to add in the arsehole of Midwest breweries in Cold Spring, MN: Gluek. Horrid beer. Thankfully for all of beer drinking civilization, they are putting out microbrews now, so there will theoretically be less sh*tty beer in America. Of course, you left out the Old Style brewery in LaCrosse....and Blatz in Milwaukee. I'll call it a draw.
Sports: Minnesota titles in the four major sports: 3. Wisconsin titles in the four major sports: 12. Advantage Cheeseheads.
Women: Since you've never left the state of Minnesota, you wouldn't know. Madison got tail.....as does Eau Claire and Stout (that's where the dumb hot girls go). And there's a reason that Minnesota hunters come here for deer season (I'll give you a hint: It starts with BAR and ends with STRIPPERS
And the Hudson Phenomenon is neutralized since you have to claim Mankato and Stearns County as part of Minnesota. Minnesota also brags about all of it's lakes, but Wisconsin has more.....which makes you all liars. Plus you border North Dakota, South Dakota, IOWA(!) and Canadia. So Minnesota loses this matchup like CC loses recruits.
If you can't get drunk anywhere in the country for less than $20, you're doing it wrong.Don't EVER speak ill of one of the only towns left in the US where you get can drunk (and high and laid, if you so choose) for less than $20.
Women: Madison doesn't have a monopoly on hotties. Just sayin - I believe there was a college hottie from Duluth in Playboy's pages a year or so ago?
Other: Minnesota still has more lakes than Wisconsin - 15,000 and some, not just the 10,000 our slogan lists. What can we say, we're being kind to Wisconsinites that can't count past 10 without taking off their shoes... the ones that own shoes, anyway
Don't EVER speak ill of one of the only towns left in the US where you get can drunk (and high and laid, if you so choose) for less than $20.
*Superior: Home of the "sackwash"
so Michigan is Colombia?
Minnesota is > every state in the Union, hands down. Wisconsin is the worst state in the Union, hands down.
