TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

[St. Clown]

My daughter, 5yo, was giving grandma a makeover during the Super Bowl tonight. My girl is applying some very heavy make-up, and when she’s down she gives Grandma the okay to look in the mirror. The immediate reaction: “I thought I was going to look like a movie star, not a clown!”
My daughter: “Grandma, I’m doing my best.”

 

[French Rage]

To paraphrase Jack Handey, grandma wasn't gonna bullshit a 5 year old.

 

[Scarlet]

Random question for you all - I was planning to go to dinner tomorrow night with three friends. We were trying to plan a date - it's hard to get a date that we're all free. As luck would have it, we were all free tomorrow night. About an hour ago, one of the girls texted to say she had to pass because her debit card was compromised and she won't get a new one till next week. Is it wrong for me to wonder why she can't just get some cash to use? She's far from destitute. Now we're trying to re-schedule and it probably will take another 4-6 weeks before we're able to coordinate a date we're all free.

 

[Russell Jaslow]

Random question for you all - I was planning to go to dinner tomorrow night with three friends. We were trying to plan a date - it's hard to get a date that we're all free. As luck would have it, we were all free tomorrow night. About an hour ago, one of the girls texted to say she had to pass because her debit card was compromised and she won't get a new one till next week. Is it wrong for me to wonder why she can't just get some cash to use? She's far from destitute. Now we're trying to re-schedule and it probably will take another 4-6 weeks before we're able to coordinate a date we're all free.

I think this answer differs depending on gender. Guys are willing to be direct, and simply ask, what's wrong with cash?

 

[MissThundercat]

My next drag performance is on Tuesday.

I need to find black plastic flowers and figure out my makeup.