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TRP: Felching Sucks

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what in the blue flying **** are you talking about?
You obviously have never seen a 2 pecker billy goat.
At least you're honest! ;)

You were there for a week and didn't meet any corn-fed Hoosier women?!? :eek:
By some cruel miracle of science, there are no good looking women in the town in Indiana where I always go for work. I've been there many times, I've looked, nothing. :(
How about a Kawasaki? My dad has a '78 KZ1000 and an '04 Vulcan. Both very capable road bikes without all the <strike>peener</strike> flag waving of a Harley.

Oddly enough, his Harley riding, Vietnam vet buddy who still uses the term "Japs" has no problem with them.
Wait, what's wrong with using "japs"? :confused:
Plus the ride sucks on a Harley. Give me a Honda inline 4 cyl bike any day over a V twin.

Of course, not being a guy, I don't have worry about whether or not my bike is 'manly' enough. :D
My parents bought bikes a couple years ago, mini mid-life crisis is what I figure, started out both with jap bikes. Eventually test rode Harleys and traded that day. They said that the Harleys were so much more comfortable to ride and that they wouldn't go back to the Honda and Yamaha they had before. Except at idle, when the entire bike vibrates like a mother ****er. :p
 
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By some cruel miracle of science, there are no good looking women in the town in Indiana where I always go for work. I've been there many times, I've looked, nothing. :(

I did a project in Pecos, TX a few years back and NEVER saw a single good looking woman in that town. I do work at hospitals and there are ALWAYS a few decent looking nurses, techs, or whatever - not this hospital. :rolleyes:

ETA: I'm going to a wedding in Indiana later in June. The son of my cousin is getting married. My cousin (father of the groom) got married in Lafayette 30+ years ago. I was reminded that better behavior is expected of all us relatives this time around.:o
 
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My parents bought bikes a couple years ago, mini mid-life crisis is what I figure, started out both with jap bikes. Eventually test rode Harleys and traded that day. They said that the Harleys were so much more comfortable to ride and that they wouldn't go back to the Honda and Yamaha they had before. Except at idle, when the entire bike vibrates like a mother ****er. :p

Dad: "Wow, this thing really vibrates like hell at idle. Kind of uncomfortable."
Mom: "Ummmm, yeah.... Really, umm, annoying... or something."

:D
 
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My parents bought bikes a couple years ago, mini mid-life crisis is what I figure, started out both with jap bikes. Eventually test rode Harleys and traded that day. They said that the Harleys were so much more comfortable to ride and that they wouldn't go back to the Honda and Yamaha they had before. Except at idle, when the entire bike vibrates like a mother ****er. :p

I fail to see the problem here. :p
 
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My parents bought bikes a couple years ago, mini mid-life crisis is what I figure, started out both with jap bikes. Eventually test rode Harleys and traded that day. They said that the Harleys were so much more comfortable to ride and that they wouldn't go back to the Honda and Yamaha they had before. Except at idle, when the entire bike vibrates like a mother ****er. :p

Dad: "Wow, this thing really vibrates like hell at idle. Kind of uncomfortable."
Mom: "Ummmm, yeah.... Really, umm, annoying... or something."

:D

I never understood the hatred for sport bikes, or crotch rockets, if you will. I completely understand the hatred of a majority of their riders, but I like the bikes just fine. They are fast as hell. Easily the best bang for your buck if you want to flying through sharp turns at ridiculously high speeds, which is really effing fun.

I dont like them more than cruisers, per se, but I don't hate them either.
 
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My parents bought bikes a couple years ago, mini mid-life crisis is what I figure, started out both with jap bikes. Eventually test rode Harleys and traded that day. They said that the Harleys were so much more comfortable to ride and that they wouldn't go back to the Honda and Yamaha they had before. Except at idle, when the entire bike vibrates like a mother ****er. :p

I fail to see the problem here. :p
Um, well, there's always the problem of staying on the bike. ;) :p

Seriously, all the vibration did for me was make my back hurt.

But that is why I like the in-line 4cyls, very little vibration (well, until you get into illegal highway speeds, but no one here would ever go that fast. :D )

Dad: "Wow, this thing really vibrates like hell at idle. Kind of uncomfortable."
Mom: "Ummmm, yeah.... Really, umm, annoying... or something."

:D

I never understood the hatred for sport bikes, or crotch rockets, if you will. I completely understand the hatred of a majority of their riders, but I like the bikes just fine. They are fast as hell. Easily the best bang for your buck if you want to flying through sharp turns at ridiculously high speeds, which is really effing fun.

I dont like them more than cruisers, per se, but I don't hate them either.
My ex-husband and I had a long running argument/debate about crotch rockets v. cruisers. I refused to even look at cruisers, while I didn't need to get a full on crotch rocket, I would have loved to have a Honda CBR. I eventually enlisted some help from an expert (a friend who used to race in the AMA) and won. His point to my husband was, if she gets into trouble on the bike, wouldn't you rather have her on one that handles well enough to get her out of trouble? My Honda 919 handled better than even a Harley Sportster.
 
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My ex-husband and I had a long running argument/debate about crotch rockets v. cruisers. I refused to even look at cruisers, while I didn't need to get a full on crotch rocket, I would have loved to have a Honda CBR. I eventually enlisted some help from an expert (a friend who used to race in the AMA) and won. His point to my husband was, if she gets into trouble on the bike, wouldn't you rather have her on one that handles well enough to get her out of trouble? My Honda 919 handled better than even a Harley Sportster.

That is the other good thing. Much easier to pull an emergency manuever on a rocket.

My sister was nothing but cruisers at first. She eventually switched and rides a CBR now. Loves it. My brother in law has an R1, which is basically a death missle.
 
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That is the other good thing. Much easier to pull an emergency manuever on a rocket.

My sister was nothing but cruisers at first. She eventually switched and rides a CBR now. Loves it. My brother in law has an R1, which is basically a death missle.
Yeah, that is the one disadvantage to crotch rockets, more power than you really ever need. :o
 
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Dad: "Wow, this thing really vibrates like hell at idle. Kind of uncomfortable."
Mom: "Ummmm, yeah.... Really, umm, annoying... or something."

:D

I never understood the hatred for sport bikes, or crotch rockets, if you will. I completely understand the hatred of a majority of their riders, but I like the bikes just fine. They are fast as hell. Easily the best bang for your buck if you want to flying through sharp turns at ridiculously high speeds, which is really effing fun.

I dont like them more than cruisers, per se, but I don't hate them either.

I never got the argument either... I mean, it's like trying to compare a Corvette or Porsche to an SUV... Two completely different animals... One was meant to be fast, sporty, and aggressive... The other was bigger, more comfortable, and better for cruising open, straight roads... But to most people, performance is secondary to the "image" of the bike... And here in America, many people want to be "badasses" on weekends... I mean, how cool is it to style one's image with trends started by gangs like the Hell's Angels :rolleyes:

Honestly, if I were to get a bike, I would go with a crotch rocket... I am a natural speed junkie, love racing, and have no desire to ride for more than 2 hours at a time...
 
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Well, duh - it was for the non-Mopar types. :D

Though, there's always this one if you're slightly less daring. ;)
I stick to vehicles with more than 2 wheels. I wouldn't trust myself riding any kind of bike. Hell, I could barely ride a bicycle when I was younger. I just switched from the bicycle to the Honda Big Red 3-wheeler when I was about 7 years old. That was really safe....
 
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I said, 'need' not 'want' for a specific reason. A lot of accidents I have seen on crotch rockets are due to the insane power and speed of the bikes.
I look at it the other way. When I see a crotch rocket accident I attribute it to the stupidity of the rider. Its not that the bike is too powerful, it is that the rider decided to go too fast at the wrong time. :p

Anyways, I don't do much with bikes, and yeah, I know they're dangerously fast. My comment is mostly for what I'm familiar with, cars and trucks.
 
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