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TRP: Alcohol-Induced Impotence

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Plante26 said:
Love those people. Working at the movie theater in high school, one particular heavyset person came in once a week and ordered:
* A jumbo popcorn with extra butter and extra popcorn seasoning
* An order of nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos
* A box of Milk Duds
* Two kingsized Snickers
* A bag of Twizzlers
* A hot dog (somtimes two if the movie was long)

and.........of course, a large DIET Coke.

Seriously? Diet Coke? Watching your weight are ya buddy? Don't choke on your 3500 calories while watching Titanic for the eighteenth time, because $5.25an hour isn't nearly enough pay to attempt to revive you. The only good part? Ol' Boy left one of the cleanest seats in the theatre......no popcorn dropped around his seat.
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WHAT THE F*K?!

That's got to be more than 3,500 calories.
500 for the milk duds
1,020 for the two snickers
500 for the twizzlers
500 for the two hot dogs

And God only knows how much is in the nachos and popcorn. This also doesn't even begin to count the total fat in that. *sigh*

Edit: Besides that, he must have dropped $40 on that food. Weekly.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
WHAT THE F*K?!

That's got to be more than 3,500 calories.
500 for the milk duds
1,020 for the two snickers
500 for the twizzlers
500 for the two hot dogs

And God only knows how much is in the nachos and popcorn. This also doesn't even begin to count the total fat in that. *sigh*
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Yep. Every Thursday for the matinee. Too cheap to pay the regular price for a ticket, but didn't balk at dropping $40 at the concession.

Wheezing quadruple bypass waiting to happen. Funny as hell, though.
 
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Plante26 said:
Love those people. Working at the movie theater in high school, one particular heavyset person came in once a week and ordered:
* A jumbo popcorn with extra butter and extra popcorn seasoning
* An order of nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos
* A box of Milk Duds
* Two kingsized Snickers
* A bag of Twizzlers
* A hot dog (somtimes two if the movie was long)

and.........of course, a large DIET Coke.

Seriously? Diet Coke? Watching your weight are ya buddy? Don't choke on your 3500 calories while watching Titanic for the eighteenth time, because $5.25an hour isn't nearly enough pay to attempt to revive you. The only good part? Ol' Boy left one of the cleanest seats in the theatre......no popcorn dropped around his seat.
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I've only had soda once in my entire life (I can't stand things that are overly sweet), but maybe it's the taste? My mom prefers diet soda because it tastes better than regular to her.
 
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I reluctantly signed up for twitter because I was bored today. Mostly because I wanted to see tweets from Carl Gerbschmidt and that Yerdon guy from ProHockey Talk. ;)

Anyone have suggestions for entertaining people to add?
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I reluctantly signed up for twitter because I was bored today. Mostly because I wanted to see tweets from Carl Gerbschmidt and that Yerdon guy from ProHockey Talk. ;)

Anyone have suggestions for entertaining people to add?
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Paul Bissonnette, goes by BizNasty2point0.
Bob McKenzie, goes by TSNBobMcKenzie
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I reluctantly signed up for twitter because I was bored today. Mostly because I wanted to see tweets from Carl Gerbschmidt and that Yerdon guy from ProHockey Talk. ;)

Anyone have suggestions for entertaining people to add?
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Ozzie Guillen is (unintentionally, as far as I'm aware) hilarious.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I reluctantly signed up for twitter because I was bored today. Mostly because I wanted to see tweets from Carl Gerbschmidt and that Yerdon guy from ProHockey Talk. ;)

Anyone have suggestions for entertaining people to add?
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Chris Kluwe (ChrisWarcraft.) Nerd quotient extremely high.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I reluctantly signed up for twitter because I was bored today. Mostly because I wanted to see tweets from Carl Gerbschmidt and that Yerdon guy from ProHockey Talk. ;)

Anyone have suggestions for entertaining people to add?
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Kanye West - He's unintentionally hilarious. Guys is insane.

Dave Chappelle
 
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Ok, I'll add these people when I get to work tomorrow. I haven't figured out how to add people with the app I downloaded.
 
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Yerdon = wannabe homo. Dude can't even get a zam ride without help from some friends. Plus he yells things during the national anthem. He's a communist!
 
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Ice T appearance FTW.

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So this Tweeter site and app are pretty cool. Ochocinco just twitted this: "North Park Mall is pretty cool but where are all the sales at? No clearance rack or nothing, im looking for a bargain nothing full price :("
 
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