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TRP: Alcohol-Induced Impotence

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Brenthoven said:
Not too scared. You were there. It was beautiful. If BeerDarts could be marketed to Hollywood, that's the story they'd start to write (and it would end with the rookie taking down the champ on one shot, sure, but I digress). I don't mind losing one bit, hell I'm a Bills fan, and currently watching my Devils team completely suck. But to say that you've played BeerDarts, never threw a dart and the game lasted one throw? And that's your "career?" I love it.
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It's amazing the guy can throw a dart so accurately when he can't shoot a puck on target to save his life.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Not too scared. You were there. It was beautiful. If BeerDarts could be marketed to Hollywood, that's the story they'd start to write (and it would end with the rookie taking down the champ on one shot, sure, but I digress). I don't mind losing one bit, hell I'm a Bills fan, and currently watching my Devils team completely suck. But to say that you've played BeerDarts, never threw a dart and the game lasted one throw? And that's your "career?" I love it.
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during this year's Tech/UM series, I broke my Beerdarts cherry and didn't do so bad, played roughly 7-8 games and won 3-4 games, i know for a fact that I lost 2 games cause it was "my third hole"....no one ever bottom holed me, i bottom holed others twice, it twas a good day, I'm looking forward to next year's Gopher weekend already

P.S. that and 'diva getting drunkskie on Gopher Porter certainly helped haha
 
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St. Clown said:
What kind of fabric? Can't you just toss it in the laundry?
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It's felt, and theoretically, I guess I could do that. I'm concerned that it's a rather odd size and the machine might not do well with it, and also that the colors (I used red/blue/black sharpie) might bleed.
 
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jmh said:
It's felt, and theoretically, I guess I could do that. I'm concerned that it's a rather odd size and the machine might not do well with it, and also that the colors (I used red/blue/black sharpie) might bleed.
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Worthless usually throws his in the wash every once in awhile.
Alternatively, you could wait 'til it's warm out and grab a hose and a bit of detergent, soap it up, rinse it really well, and let it air dry.
 
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Apparently, sometime last week the tennis bubble at my gym Metrodomed. D'oh!

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I'm Hungry. Maybe I shouldn't be reading BBQ menu's.

All-American BBQ Feast®

A full slab of St. Louis-style spareribs, a whole chicken, 1/2 lb. of either Texas beef brisket or Georgia chopped pork, coleslaw, Famous Fries, Wilbur Beans, four corn-on-the-cob, and four corn bread muffins. Served family-style for 4-6. An amazing deal for only $58.99
 
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JF_Gophers said:
I'm Hungry. Maybe I shouldn't be reading BBQ menu's.

All-American BBQ Feast®

A full slab of St. Louis-style spareribs, a whole chicken, 1/2 lb. of either Texas beef brisket or Georgia chopped pork, coleslaw, Famous Fries, Wilbur Beans, four corn-on-the-cob, and four corn bread muffins. Served family-style for 4-6. An amazing deal for only $58.99
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My dad and I have put one of those away before. My mom was horrified watching it.
 
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JF_Gophers said:
I'm Hungry. Maybe I shouldn't be reading BBQ menu's.

All-American BBQ Feast®

A full slab of St. Louis-style spareribs, a whole chicken, 1/2 lb. of either Texas beef brisket or Georgia chopped pork, coleslaw, Famous Fries, Wilbur Beans, four corn-on-the-cob, and four corn bread muffins. Served family-style for 4-6. An amazing deal for only $58.99
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A whole chicken? The other parts sound pretty standard, but an entire chicken?
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
A whole chicken? The other parts sound pretty standard, but an entire chicken?
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bigblue_dl said:
My dad and I have put one of those away before. My mom was horrified watching it.
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I was contemplating how much of that I could actually eat. I know they have a half size one for 2 people as well.

I could certainly kill the rack of ribs, brisket, chopped pork, coleslaw, and beans with no problem (OK, maybe a little problem). But thats probably the farthest I could get alone.
 
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goldy_331 said:
A diet coke.
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Love those people. Working at the movie theater in high school, one particular heavyset person came in once a week and ordered:
* A jumbo popcorn with extra butter and extra popcorn seasoning
* An order of nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos
* A box of Milk Duds
* Two kingsized Snickers
* A bag of Twizzlers
* A hot dog (somtimes two if the movie was long)

and.........of course, a large DIET Coke.

Seriously? Diet Coke? Watching your weight are ya buddy? Don't choke on your 3500 calories while watching Titanic for the eighteenth time, because $5.25an hour isn't nearly enough pay to attempt to revive you. The only good part? Ol' Boy left one of the cleanest seats in the theatre......no popcorn dropped around his seat.
 
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