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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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The divorce was reportedly finalized today.

I CALL DIBS ON ELIN! :D
 
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I can't get over how much money she's getting for this.

Didn't someone once do a statistical analysis of Heather Mills' settlement from Paul McCartney- figuring that the average couple has sex X times a week, Mills and Macca were married for Y years, and for a $Z settlement it was as if Macca had paid a certain amount of money for each time he and Mills did it?

Do you think Elin eclipsed that value? It'd make sense. She has two whole legs, so she must be worth more.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
I can't get over how much money she's getting for this.
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Money is no object when someone knows all the secrets. It is worth every penny to keep her from telling where the needles...errr...letting the skeletons out of the closet :D

Yes, I am saying it, no I wont believe otherwise :)
 
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Handyman said:
Money is no object when someone knows all the secrets. It is worth every penny to keep her from telling where the needles...errr...letting the skeletons out of the closet :D

Yes, I am saying it, no I wont believe otherwise :)
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It might not just be proverbial skeletons in the closet.

Earlier, we've guessed that Tiger either has a dead hooker in the closet, or he's in there himself. I'm sure that, to Tiger, either one of those is worth the payoff to Elin.

Also: One of the stipulations to Elin's settlement is that she can't write a tell-all memoir, right? Does anyone know if she's also unable to ever write a "fictional" novel about an unfaithful professional athlete set inside the confines of a gated Florida community?
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Also: One of the stipulations to Elin's settlement is that she can't write a tell-all memoir, right? Does anyone know if she's also unable to ever write a "fictional" novel about an unfaithful professional athlete set inside the confines of a gated Florida community?
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What would the title of the Magnum Opus be?

"OJ with your Hooker?"
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
..........Earlier, we've guessed that Tiger either has a dead hooker in the closet, or he's in there himself. I'm sure that, to Tiger, either one of those is worth the payoff to Elin...........
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Handyman said:
Money is no object when someone knows all the secrets. It is worth every penny to keep her from telling where the needles...errr...letting the skeletons out of the closet :D

Yes, I am saying it, no I wont believe otherwise :)
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If I had to bet, I'd put my money on the second of these quotes.
 
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Hammer said:
If I had to bet, I'd put my money on the second of these quotes.
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I'm with you. Tiger has made it known before that his goal is to be the greatest ever, the one thing that can destroy that is if it comes out that he's used PED's.
 
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It was one round at the Barclays it isnt like this is the Masters. He has had good opening rounds this year and then completely fallen off the map as the tourny goes on.
 
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Now that the divorce is out of the way, Tiger needs a swing coach and not much more.
 
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