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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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Handyman said:
Have you seen the guys that play golf at a high level? Just admit it, he is as juiced as Brady Anderson and Bret Boone were. Acceptance will make you feel better :)
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Never. I'm a reformed cynic. They told me about people like you ;) Trying to get me to relapse...
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
Never. I'm a reformed cynic. They told me about people like you ;) Trying to get me to relapse...
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If you hold out too long you will overcompensate Scooby style! He used to be an optimist :eek:
 
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TMZ says Elin is actually getting $100M not the $750M previously reported.
 
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Handyman said:
If you hold out too long you will overcompensate Scooby style! He used to be an optimist :eek:
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I'm going to guess he was last an optimist in 2003 or 2004... and maybe even 2005 if he held onto it for the improbable frozen four run by that gopher team.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
That's more like it. I want to know how the $750 million figure was arrived at and reported.
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The same way half the news comes about...throwing darts at notecards with info on them. It is fun :)
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
Yeah, except one of the darts not only missed the board, but it landed about a mile away. :rolleyes:
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No you see there are different parts of the wall, one section is for cards with celeb names, one is for crimes, one has random numbers, and one is just stuff that gets used all the time and is completely crazy. You throw a dart at each section and bam. So dart one hit Elin, Dart 2 hit 750 million, dart 3 hit payoff :)

That used to be reserved for the tabloids, not everyone does it because half of the population is too stupid to realize it and the rest dont care :D

Yes I am that cynical :)
 
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Handyman said:
That used to be reserved for the tabloids, not everyone does it because half of the population is too stupid to realize it and the rest dont care :D

Yes I am that cynical :)
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I'd disagree with you, but I'm a realist. :p
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
That's more like it. I want to know how the $750 million figure was arrived at and reported.
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She's getting $100 million.

The kids are getting $650 million in child support over the next 20 years or so to maintain the high level of living they've grown accustomed to in 1 and 4 years respectively.
 
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bronconick said:
She's getting $100 million.

The kids are getting $650 million in child support over the next 20 years or so to maintain the high level of living they've grown accustomed to in 1 and 4 years respectively.
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$100 milliom plus child support. Should make you healthy, wealthy and wise. Well, at least wealthy. ;)
 
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vizoroo said:
$100 milliom plus child support. Should make you healthy, wealthy and wise. Well, at least wealthy. ;)
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You know what? The $100 million alone would make it pretty easy to keep me healthy and make me wise.
 
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bronconick said:
She's getting $100 million.

The kids are getting $650 million in child support over the next 20 years or so to maintain the high level of living they've grown accustomed to in 1 and 4 years respectively.
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Does that include free hos for the son in 15 years?
 
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bronconick said:
She's getting $100 million.

The kids are getting $650 million in child support over the next 20 years or so to maintain the high level of living they've grown accustomed to in 1 and 4 years respectively.
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Not to mention the bouts with rehab and therapy they'll probably need.
 
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