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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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Just for the record, the worlds most famous/best golfer acts in pretty much the same way as many a Double-A baseball player :p

And honestly, I think some of the "Girlfriends" that I had come to the ticket window in Tennessee were way hotter than the Tiger girls :eek:
 
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Just for the record, the worlds most famous/best golfer acts in pretty much the same way as many a Double-A baseball player :p

the big difference is you don't take the double Aer home to mother... people probably think Tiger Woods is trustworthy just because he's a golfer. They probably think that he has a touch of class.
 
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the big difference is you don't take the double Aer home to mother... people probably think Tiger Woods is trustworthy just because he's a golfer. They probably think that he has a touch of class.

More likely a touch of CRABS :p
 
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Please -- he has a long way to go to catch up
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Nobs yelling, "It's in the hole!" takes on a whole new meaning when Tiger is on the tee now. $50 to the very first spectator that responds with, "That's what she said!!".
 
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"Tigress"? Cheating on your wife with a bunch of skanks makes a guy a lot of things, but I don't think it makes him effeminate.

my son nicknamed him Tigress about three years ago. Are you telling me my son was wrong?;)

at this point, until Tigress comes out and faces the music, he is definitely effeminate. so far he's showing no ba11s at all:eek:
 
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TMZ is going to finish this year with higher ad revenues than the networks.
 
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TMZ is going to finish this year with higher ad revenues than the networks.

yeah and there will probably be no shortage of stories for them moving forward. celebrities are the gift that keep on giving:D
 
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Generally, hecklers get immediate dismissal at tour events.... But this could get interesting ;)
 
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blonde, blue eyed girls with golf clubs in their hands are my new heroes:D rumor has it elin trashed his crib with a golf club and then chased him out of the house with it and oh, by the way, she clocked him with a phone and broke one of his teeth. you go girl. too bad you couldn't have pulled a lorena bobbit(sp?) on him:eek:
 
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yeah and there will probably be no shortage of stories for them moving forward. celebrities are the gift that keep on giving:D

By the nanostory law, the next twist will involve Elin's sordid life as Parnevik's au pair prior to cashing her golden ticket.

The cynical part of me hopes they all staged it after buying a controlling interest in TMZ and are laughing at the rubes a la Carville and Matlin. :p
 
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Who will be Tiger's Al Cowlings?
not suggesting homicide here, but at some point you gotta figure the police we become much more involved and someone will step up.
 
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