Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
”Do you think that most people would say that teenage beauty pageants are a good idea?”
”Oh yeah, sure. I know what some of your big city, no-bra-wearing, hairy-legged women libbers might say. They might say that a pageant is old-fashioned and demeaning to the girls.”
”What's sick is women dressing like men.”
“You betcha, Iris. No, I think you boys are gonna find something a litle bit different here in Mount Rose. For one thing, we're all God-fearing folk, every last one of us. And you will not find a "back room" in our video store. No, no, that filth is better left to the sin cities.”
“AKA Minneapolis Saint Paul”
Yeah they hate everyone down here...except when they need our money!