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The offseason is going down the tubes.

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hey, the off season is looking better, now that half the UND team is back in jail where they belong.

Yes, because one player is half of the team.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

At least I now know when I get ****ed off if I throw my kitchen table onto the street, I will get arrested. Good to know. :cool:
 
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At least I now know when I get ****ed off if I throw my kitchen table onto the street, I will get arrested. Good to know. :cool:

I don't even think they were mad about anything, just having a good 'ol time.

Finley in town for workouts for to finish up his degree? (yes I typed the second part with a straight face)
 
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Finley in town for workouts for to finish up his degree? (yes I typed the second part with a straight face)

Finley was a four time WCHA Academic Selection, so I'd think he's rather close to finishing up his degree.:p
 
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Finley was a four time WCHA Academic Selection, so I'd think he's rather close to finishing up his degree.:p

So he's close but not finished? I wasn't knocking him it was actually just an honest question.
 
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Maybe the best answer given to a cop, ever:

As for why the two littered the street with a lawnmower, kitchen table, glassware and other items of their own, Onger said, "They provided an answer that they routinely destroy each other's property
 
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hockey coaches are about as important to the outcome of a game as a MLB manager, maybe just slightly more. When it comes to playoff time all coaching is over and either your team plays well or doesn't, nothing the dude behind the bench can do about it... I normally enjoy any excuse to tear into the Sioux but the fact is he teaches a great system, gets great athletes and more often then not is one of the toughest outs at anytime of the year and will likely get a title before he is done at UND...

Check out Brad Buetow's last season in CC (8-28-0) and Don Lucia's fist season in CC (23-11-5). Do you still feel a coach makes little difference?
 
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You weren't real good at arithmetic in grade school, were you?

at least I learned how to wash, and you know how it goes, once one sue gets arrested, everyone else on the teams joins in sooner or later.
 
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at least I learned how to wash, and you know how it goes, once one sue gets arrested, everyone else on the teams joins in sooner or later.

Excellent response. One of your best ever.
 
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hockey coaches are about as important to the outcome of a game as a MLB manager, maybe just slightly more. When it comes to playoff time all coaching is over and either your team plays well or doesn't, nothing the dude behind the bench can do about it...

You're 100% correct. Heck, think about that guy who coached that team of undersized, overmatched, no-name Americans at Lake Placid in 1980. Its not like he had anything to do with the outcome of that tournament. Right?






Right?





Anyone?
 
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Excellent response. One of your best ever.

hey, are they going to have lawn mower tossing contests for free sue tickets before every game? it sounds like a great idea.
 
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hey, are they going to have lawn mower tossing contests for free sue tickets before every game? it sounds like a great idea.

It does. Sadly, I am not with the marketing department so I am uncertain on the idea. You should try pitching it to REA/UND big wigs.
 
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It does. Sadly, I am not with the marketing department so I am uncertain on the idea. You should try pitching it to REA/UND big wigs.

I will be happy to arrange the Minneapolis "toss a lawn mower to keep a sue in jail" contest, but someone up in Grand Forks will have to do it at your end.
 
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What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.
 
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What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.

or, do we need to ask the jailbirds their technique? I do think a full two handed hammer toss would allow exceptional distance, and lots of crowd entertainment if some of the contestants have had a few.
 
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What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.

I suggest we supercharge MTU's skating treadmill. Then launch said lawnmower by placing the lawnmower on the treadmill, which is located on an incline.

In the end, no one really wins, but we all have a lot of fun. :D
 
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I will be happy to arrange the Minneapolis "toss a lawn mower to keep a sue in jail" contest, but someone up in Grand Forks will have to do it at your end.

you could have the goofer players do this toss a mower contest during the NCAA regionals.... we know they won't be playing hockey any more...
 
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I suggest we supercharge MTU's skating treadmill. Then launch said lawnmower by placing the lawnmower on the treadmill, which is located on an incline.

In the end, no one really wins, but we all have a lot of fun. :D

UND has their own skating treadmill now, so Tech has become completely useless.
 
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you could have the goofer players do this toss a mower contest during the NCAA regionals.... we know they won't be playing hockey any more...

funny you should mention that, because 32>>>>24. Looks like und is sucking hind *** when it comes to making the NCAAs.
 
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