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The official thread of the 2010 World Cup draw

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Could the English guy be anymore smug or arrogant?:rolleyes:

Jesus...I'm either hoping A. The US gets placed in the same group as them so the Yanks can kick their arse and we can hear this *******es excuses about why the Brits lost or they get placed in the group of death with Ivory Coast, Portugal, Mexico or something like that.

You're such a tool.
 
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Great now we have a fat South African woman singing. Just what I want when I tune in to see the World Cup Draw. This is the Super Bowl Pregame. Jesus.
The pre game is not over until the Fat Lady Sings????
 
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Prediction, at the next commercial break Charlize Theron yells at the director "MAKE THE CUE CARDS BIGGER"
 
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Where can I apply to be a "Drawmaster?"

Especially if it entails kissing Charlize Theron (and just remember folks, 2012 is in Brazil. I'm sure they can scare up someone pretty to participate.)
 
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If any American that doesnt like football is still watching, speaking in French is a great way to scare them away...even if the fat chick didnt.
 
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Where can I apply to be a "Drawmaster?"

Especially if it entails kissing Charlize Theron (and just remember folks, 2012 is in Brazil. I'm sure they can scare up someone pretty to participate.)

They have half the models to offer appear in Victorias Secret catalogs to go with.
 
Re: The official thread of the 2010 World Cup draw

Where can I apply to be a "Drawmaster?"

Especially if it entails kissing Charlize Theron (and just remember folks, 2012 is in Brazil. I'm sure they can scare up someone pretty to participate.)

Do you really want to go where Tom Brady's been?
 
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Yes, please explain to us how qualifying worked because I'm sure no one knows.

I now know why this thing was scheduled for three hours. We'll be lucky if we get out of this in three hours.
 
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The drawback is you apparently need a mic hanging off both sides of your face to fulfill the position though.

I can even speak with an outrrrrrrrageous French accent!
 
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Charlize's most important question: "You are paying me in US dollars right? Maybe euros? I don't take Rand."
 
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Good God, no one watching this is a friggin' soccer neophyte. All the Americans have flipped over to anything remotely more entertaining. An hour or more of foreplay before you pull the balls out is torture.
 
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You're drawing marbles out of a bowl for a soccer tournament, not making a nuclear bomb. It's not that complicated, just shut up and pick up the freaking marbles.
 
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He just pronounced "emptied" EMP-tyed. How is that even possible?

Oh, and I love how they're trying to make Charlize sound all extemporaneous.
 
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I love it how the premise of this draw selection show is have Charlize Theron act like a total idiot to explain the process...:rolleyes:

Oye...
 
Re: The official thread of the 2010 World Cup draw

Good God, no one watching this is a friggin' soccer neophyte. All the Americans have flipped over to anything remotely more entertaining. An hour or more of foreplay before you pull the balls out is torture.
Depends on who is doing the torturing. :D

I'm "watching" here: http://www.fifa.com/live/competitions/worldcup/finaldraw/index.html After the pick a ball do they run a highlite reel with Tommie Smyth doing his Mel Kiper on each team?
 
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