The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

[ScoobyDoo]

Don't believe your lying eyes. They think Americans are stupid, and they're right.

Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social)

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

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[ScoobyDoo]

Meanwhile, in middle America.

Canadian Liberal (@cliff229.bsky.social)

"Pro Life" Republicans in Tennessee have introduced a bill to EXECUTE women who have abortions. This is the kind of hypocritical extremist asshole that is calling the shots in government right now.

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Tenn. State Rep. Jody Barrett is sponsoring the amended measure, which would revise Tennessee’s criminal code so abortion cases could be treated the same as homicide cases. If the amendment is officially filed and passed, it would take effect July 1, 2026.

NC5 on Instagram: "Tenn. State Rep. Jody Barrett is sponsoring the amended measure, which would revise Tennessee’s criminal code so abortion cases could be treated the same as homicide cases. If the amendment is officially filed and passed, it would

114 likes, 136 comments - newschannel5 on February 20, 2026: "Tenn. State Rep. Jody Barrett is sponsoring the amended measure, which would revise Tennessee’s criminal code so abortion cases could be treated the same as homicide cases. If the amendment is officially filed and passed, it would...

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[rufus]

Sounds kinda like Sharia Law, which we all know the Gang Of Pedophiles says they will never allow here.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social)

“I heard the officer say ‘that ain’t shit’.” NASHVILLE — ICE shatter a car window in front of a newborn, refuse to look at man’s license & work visa… drag him out of his car, hit him, mock him for being Guatemalan (he’s from Mexico), laugh when he begs to say goodbye.

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[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Trump's Gestapo are better than the original version. Of course even their quieter and thus far more effective cousins, the DDR's Stasi, couldn't have dreamt of most citizens willingly putting a wireless camera on their front door that sends all the footage straight to a storage location that can be accessed from anywhere and handed over to law enforcement on a whim. Or audio/video deepfakes. Or most citizens willingly putting themselves in information/propaganda bubbles rather than pointing their antennas west and commmiting Fernseherrepublikflucht.

 

[Kepler]

At least the original had nice threads.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Eh, I always thought the SS perma-home blacks were the best. Especially with the double lightning bolt - Tampa Bay should roll with that.

 

[Kepler]

Eh, I always thought the SS perma-home blacks were the best. Especially with the double lightning bolt - Tampa Bay should roll with that.

It's FL. Do not give them ideas.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I'm sorry, but is that a...black actor in the background there?

I guess Hollywood Nazis still have to adhere to DEI policies and actor availability.

 

[Jimjamesak]

I'm sorry, but is that a...black actor in the background there?

I guess Hollywood Nazis still have to adhere to DEI policies and actor availability.

Verhoeven was not subtle in that movie.

 

[Kepler]

I'm sorry, but is that a...black actor in the background there?

I guess Hollywood Nazis still have to adhere to DEI policies and actor availability.

It's the future. United Nazis of Benetton.

 

[MissThundercat]

Please, Mr. Linesman, let the players fight...

 

[Kepler]

Please, Mr. Linesman, let the players fight...

https://y.yarn.co/19aae03d-180d-47f1-ad54-4225a67cc6f8.mp4

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Sorry Candace, but much like the black actor in a slasher, we all know who's going down first in this battle.

 

[Kepler]

I dunno, she does have Tucker's nutsack down her throat. I think Tucker + Candace can take Ben + Erika in this mental dwarf throw.

 

[rufus]

Sorry Candace, but much like the black actor in a slasher, we all know who's going down first in this battle.

Melania?

 

[Kepler]

Melania?

I was hoping for the Nancy Davis homage.