The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

[Jimjamesak]

haven't seen the pics but i guessing he may be a better looking woman than his wife

Low bar.

 

[MissThundercat]

Low bar.

Kristi is cold, shiny, hard plastic.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Kristi is cold, shiny, hard plastic.

Brings new meaning to her husband saying "my wife is always up my ass!"

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

She knew. That's why the rumors about an affair with Lewandowski were so persistent.

They had the Bill and Hillary "arrangement", he was just stupid enough to get caught.

 

[Kepler]

I think Kristi's head may asplode on this one...

Of course, no shame on him for doing this... This is from the "You Can't Make This Up Files"....

From the article:

Laura Loomer, far-right activist, on X: "Kristi Noem said her family is blindsided by revelations her husband is a cross dresser and gay. That isn’t true. She knew all about her husband which is why she lives with Corey Lewandowski in the DC area. That’s why her husband never divorced her. It was their arrangement. Literally everyone in the admin has known this forever. I’m shocked it didn’t come out earlier. They can divorce and move on and live their lives without keeping secrets."

I think Loomer is lying. I'll pause while you recover yourselves.

I never heard any rumors about this, and the Beltway is just a big leaky high school of messy drama and gossip. I never heard anything to indicate Noem and her husband were anything but garden variety conservaderps. The assumption with those couples is (1) the god stuff is just for the proles, (2) they fuck around with each others' knowledge, (3) they also fuck around deceitfully because they are just horrible people, and (4) they're totally fucked up about all of it which explains all their hateful performative outrage.

i.e., exactly like their constituents.

There is nothing wrong on this planet that would not be solved by shooting all conservatives into the sun.