Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
The guy who's famous for milking his war injury for sympathy suddenly realizes he has sh*t on his face from sleeping in the pig pen, so he needs to be a little bit contrarian to get media time.
Actually ever since Trump tanked the border bill The Congressman Pirate has been pretty anti-GOP. The best was the live stream he did when it was about to due in The House basically calling the caucus a clownshow.
I mean he still sucks...but I love when snakes eat their own!