Only six of the nine media hotels in Sochi are finished. However, they were smart about it. NBC got the best accommodations so we won't hear any horror stories on the air.
Of the highlights thus far:
Two reporters from CBC were assigned to a room and upon arrival found that the second bet had no sheets, as they were taken away for cleaning. The semen-covered bed however, was not.
NBC News did a piece on cyber security, and within a minute their smartphone had been hacked and malware installed allowing the other use to listen to phone calls and log keystrokes.
Hotel guests are warned not to flush their toilet paper, but to put it in the bucket provided.
Also, the water has a brownish/yellowish tint to it and "contains something dangerous" so hotel guests are warned not to drink it.
Trenni Kusnierek (@trenni on twitter) told Toucher & Rich this morning about a hotel lobby that was unfinished, so people had to go to the owner of the hotel (who was living in one of the rooms) to check in. The lobby, although unfinished, did have several pictures of Putin on the walls. She also told about the Cultural Center that was only a skeleton, so the event organizers put up a tarp painted so that it looks like a completed building. Oh, and the Canadian and American Olympic Houses are not finished yet, and still have scaffolding outside. Maybe the buildings will be done in time for the 2018 World Cup.
Dan Wetzel just posted a picture of three lightbulbs that he would trade for a door knob for his hotel room. He wasn't kidding.
Oh, and why White pulled out:
There are many Deadspin and other threads with pictures from Sochi.
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