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Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

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The Rube said:
Monosyllabic Girl is AWE-SOME!
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Dr. Mrs. told me she wanted it as her song at the wedding. That's how I knew she was The One.

My song was this.

Her Mom said if we actually did this at the reception she'd dance naked.

We're waiting until she hits 70.

Never bluff me.
 
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Kepler said:
Dr. Mrs. told me she wanted it as her song at the wedding. That's how I knew she was The One.

My song was this.

Her Mom said if we actually did this at the reception she'd dance naked.

We're waiting until she hits 70.

Never bluff me.
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NICE choice. My non-serious choice would have been:
The Qu*rs, "Punk Rock Confidential." Apparently the music has been removed, but here's the lyrics....

Girls like you make me feel it's o.k.
To write a silly song
I can't wait till I see you again
'Cause it's been way too long
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy

Punk Rock Confidential - [x3]
Oh yeah

There's just one thing I wanna share
I got a crush on you
When I see a smile on your face
I know that I'll be true
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy

[Chorus - Bridge - Chorus]
 
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Kepler said:
Dr. Mrs. told me she wanted it as her song at the wedding. That's how I knew she was The One.

My song was this.

Her Mom said if we actually did this at the reception she'd dance naked.

We're waiting until she hits 70.

Never bluff me.
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so kepler has wife/mother in law fantasies..... nice :) mookie has seen some jav on this sort
 
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mookie1995 said:
so kepler has wife/mother in law fantasies..... nice :) mookie has seen some jav on this sort
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My MIL has no sex appeal but she's a cool person, and she likes me because I am quote the perfect revenge for (Dr. Mrs') adolescence unquote.

Also she makes the best Mexican food on the planet despite being so white she's practically translucent.
 
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Future wedding will be at Grace Episcopal Church in Holland, MI. I'm not sure what the capacity of Grace is, but a good chunk of you are invited.

Reception will feature BBQ, open bar, dancing with everyone (yes, you can dance with me), and Mama Bears from Free Mom Hugs offering Mama Hugs to anyone who needs them.

My wedding song for my partner will be "I Just Want You" by Sara Bareilles.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
I'm engaged! :eek:
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You seem... surprised.

Was this a bluff gone horribly wrong?

Congratulations! You need to invite MissT. You flyovers all live within walking distance of each other, right?

In fact, you're all hot seating at the one computer in the state?

You will love marriage. It is awesome.
 
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