Good Morning. Welcome to a special edition of the Lodge Recap. I'm Sloe Gin.
bb_dl drove SThooker out to Houghton this weekend. I believe he was anticipating either getting some or actually starting a relationship. SThooker told him that she wanted to think about it because the time wasn't right or some *t like that. Then on Friday night, she proceeded to bang PB's roommate. So basically, bb_dl got *ked in the arse.
Foxton2 got pulled over. Again. She also was drunk posting last night. And she got a tattoo of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan on her foot or her vag lip. I forget which. That's the equivalent of getting Sierra Leone tattooed on you. Yes, Foxton2 is going to really be a contributing member to society.
Shirtless Guy was the poster Dorkisak. I think everything there is cool; though I have yet to confirm with Diva. I think she thought it was funny until the thread started.
Minnesota took 3/4 from North Dakota, leaving Forklift Jockey in a very good mood. He thinks tornadoes are cool; DL made fun of him for this. Personally, I think DL has no right to make fun of anyone. Ever. DL is the equivalent of Haiti. Which means he sucks.
ASAAG went senile and was put into a home. gmann was named caretaker.
For this report on the activities of the Lodge, I'm Sloe Gin.