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Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
I'm still shocked so much was made of Flashy being made out to look like a lovey-dovey nerd. I'm supposedly a creepy pedophile with a pornography addiction.
I'm still shocked so much was made of Flashy being made out to look like a lovey-dovey nerd. I'm supposedly a creepy pedophile with a pornography addiction.
Shirtless Guy
Old Dirty Basterd
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
It's about as true as ST being a whore...and everything else on this boardI'm still shocked so much was made of Flashy being made out to look like a lovey-dovey nerd. I'm supposedly a creepy pedophile with a pornography addiction.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Anyone who's met you knows that the word "supposedly" should not be there...I'm still shocked so much was made of Flashy being made out to look like a lovey-dovey nerd. I'm supposedly a creepy pedophile with a pornography addiction.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
I'd be a huge whore if I was in demand at all.
It's about as true as ST being a whore...and everything else on this board
I'd be a huge whore if I was in demand at all.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Hey slapnuts, you work on Sat?
I'd be a huge whore if I was in demand at all.
Hey slapnuts, you work on Sat?
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
No, but I'll be in St. Cloud for a wedding...followed by watching our game on TV.
No, but I'll be in St. Cloud for a wedding...followed by watching our game on TV.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Ah, that's right. Ignore your fb inbox, then.
Ah, that's right. Ignore your fb inbox, then.
bigblue_dl
Armed
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Ok, for a fun story from this weekend, since after about 10am Saturday, I had a pretty fun time. (This will be a long one) Oh, I believe ctf, PB, crazypotatoes or boosh should be able to confirm any of this crazy **** that I did.
In my angry state, I decided that the best course of action would be self medication, via whiskey. I woke up at about 10, saw my bottle of American Honey on PB's desk, started drinking it straight from the bottle. That was the scene that PB and ctf woke up to. Shorty after that I took my shampoo, soap, a change of clothes and my whiskey downstairs and showered. Yes, I had shower whiskey, I drank straight out of the bottle in the shower.
Feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day, despite already having had about a quarter of a bottle of booze. PB, ctf and I went to Suomi for breakfast. I asked our waitress, or as I like to call her "dragonlady", if they had any whiskey. They didn't. Luckily I had my flask in my sock.
We then proceeded to go up to the Calumet area to watch ctf's little brother's mite game. ctf made me leave my flask in the car. I got to meet ctf's family. Her mom and grandma thought I was nuts, since I only had a short sleeved shirt, little did they know, I already had antifreeze in my veins. I definitely hit on ctf's mom, only because I thought it would be hilarious to hit on ctf's mom.
Next up was the tattoo sequence. We went back to PB's so ctf could wash her feet, apparently the smelled bad. Then PB and I dropped her off at the tattoo place, and we went to the DT, where we had 7&7's. Unfortunately, it didn't take long at all to get the tattoo done, so we only could have 1 drink.
Now it was time to go to the Tech game. Oh joy. I made sure to fill up not only my flask, but PB's also, since I was going to a Tech game, alcohol would be needed. Drank throughout the game, which was a Tech loss, surprise. At the end, there were 3 UAA players in the box that I was definitely chatted with, in a not very PG rated way. But I did find out that one of them is in fact related to Natalie Darwitz. Another one started talking **** to me about getting swept, I responded by yelling "Hey Gorham, you're awesome, lets go to the bar later!!!!" He gave me a thumbs-up. After the game, we go back to PB's place and since I had run out of whiskey, I started drinking PB's bottle of Evan Williams.
Shortly after that, crazypotatoes and techcodemonkey pick me up to go to the DT. My second favorite bartender was working, which was awesome, since she is the ****, and the fastest girl in the UP. (her words) After about an hour, UAA's team shows up. I ask the guy closest to me which one of them is Gorham, he points him out. So I yell across the bar at him, and tell him who I am, he comes over and gives me a high 5, he was actually pretty cool. After that, Jon and CJ show up (as in the refs), so I go BS with them for a while about hockey, and planned to meet up with them at the final 5, again. At some point, the Tech players show up, so crazypotatoes and I ended up chatting with a couple of them. I gave Kivisto some **** for hitting on my sister, he told me to make a sign for the next game I'm at that says "Hey Kivisto, you hit on my sister!" We decide to leave, since Boosh and our sober cab are leaving. We make it half way down the block and I run into 2 girls that I know from school, on their way to the DT. crazypotatoes and I turn around, and go back to the bar with them. Ended up drinking with the girls and the Tech players for a while. One of the girls, who is actually up for Carnival queen, tells us that she has a sober cab for us. Success. Last call comes, our sober cab shows up, so we go outside, there is a tiny *** cavalier or something like that sitting there. There were 6 of us. Girl 2, climbs in backseat, I climb in backseat, crazypotatoes climbs in backseat. Eli V. climbs in front seat, and 3rd string goalie climbs in and sits on Eli's lap. Future carnival queen then jumps in and sits on crazypotatoes lap. crazypotatoes thinks he's going to get lucky. He was wrong. We get dropped off at PB's, we weren't there for 5 minutes before ctf tackles crazypotatoes, and puts his head through PB's wall. PB got angry about that.
We went to sleep. PB's futon is cozy.
Ok, for a fun story from this weekend, since after about 10am Saturday, I had a pretty fun time. (This will be a long one) Oh, I believe ctf, PB, crazypotatoes or boosh should be able to confirm any of this crazy **** that I did.
In my angry state, I decided that the best course of action would be self medication, via whiskey. I woke up at about 10, saw my bottle of American Honey on PB's desk, started drinking it straight from the bottle. That was the scene that PB and ctf woke up to. Shorty after that I took my shampoo, soap, a change of clothes and my whiskey downstairs and showered. Yes, I had shower whiskey, I drank straight out of the bottle in the shower.
Feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day, despite already having had about a quarter of a bottle of booze. PB, ctf and I went to Suomi for breakfast. I asked our waitress, or as I like to call her "dragonlady", if they had any whiskey. They didn't. Luckily I had my flask in my sock.
We then proceeded to go up to the Calumet area to watch ctf's little brother's mite game. ctf made me leave my flask in the car. I got to meet ctf's family. Her mom and grandma thought I was nuts, since I only had a short sleeved shirt, little did they know, I already had antifreeze in my veins. I definitely hit on ctf's mom, only because I thought it would be hilarious to hit on ctf's mom.
Next up was the tattoo sequence. We went back to PB's so ctf could wash her feet, apparently the smelled bad. Then PB and I dropped her off at the tattoo place, and we went to the DT, where we had 7&7's. Unfortunately, it didn't take long at all to get the tattoo done, so we only could have 1 drink.
Now it was time to go to the Tech game. Oh joy. I made sure to fill up not only my flask, but PB's also, since I was going to a Tech game, alcohol would be needed. Drank throughout the game, which was a Tech loss, surprise. At the end, there were 3 UAA players in the box that I was definitely chatted with, in a not very PG rated way. But I did find out that one of them is in fact related to Natalie Darwitz. Another one started talking **** to me about getting swept, I responded by yelling "Hey Gorham, you're awesome, lets go to the bar later!!!!" He gave me a thumbs-up. After the game, we go back to PB's place and since I had run out of whiskey, I started drinking PB's bottle of Evan Williams.
Shortly after that, crazypotatoes and techcodemonkey pick me up to go to the DT. My second favorite bartender was working, which was awesome, since she is the ****, and the fastest girl in the UP. (her words) After about an hour, UAA's team shows up. I ask the guy closest to me which one of them is Gorham, he points him out. So I yell across the bar at him, and tell him who I am, he comes over and gives me a high 5, he was actually pretty cool. After that, Jon and CJ show up (as in the refs), so I go BS with them for a while about hockey, and planned to meet up with them at the final 5, again. At some point, the Tech players show up, so crazypotatoes and I ended up chatting with a couple of them. I gave Kivisto some **** for hitting on my sister, he told me to make a sign for the next game I'm at that says "Hey Kivisto, you hit on my sister!" We decide to leave, since Boosh and our sober cab are leaving. We make it half way down the block and I run into 2 girls that I know from school, on their way to the DT. crazypotatoes and I turn around, and go back to the bar with them. Ended up drinking with the girls and the Tech players for a while. One of the girls, who is actually up for Carnival queen, tells us that she has a sober cab for us. Success. Last call comes, our sober cab shows up, so we go outside, there is a tiny *** cavalier or something like that sitting there. There were 6 of us. Girl 2, climbs in backseat, I climb in backseat, crazypotatoes climbs in backseat. Eli V. climbs in front seat, and 3rd string goalie climbs in and sits on Eli's lap. Future carnival queen then jumps in and sits on crazypotatoes lap. crazypotatoes thinks he's going to get lucky. He was wrong. We get dropped off at PB's, we weren't there for 5 minutes before ctf tackles crazypotatoes, and puts his head through PB's wall. PB got angry about that.
We went to sleep. PB's futon is cozy.
GreatLakerMohawk
Mushroom Cloud-Laying Mofo
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
OK so my only question is this:
Which is better, shower whiskey or shower beer?
OK so my only question is this:
Which is better, shower whiskey or shower beer?
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Good story.
And Jon/CJ are awesome. I better run into them at the F5, I should buy Jon a beer for all the crap I gave him last year via whiteboard.
GLM:
While showerbeer is more traditional (and easier to drink, since it's in a small bottle/can), showerwhiskey would be more awesome, IMO. But I'm biased.
Good story.
And Jon/CJ are awesome. I better run into them at the F5, I should buy Jon a beer for all the crap I gave him last year via whiteboard.
GLM:
While showerbeer is more traditional (and easier to drink, since it's in a small bottle/can), showerwhiskey would be more awesome, IMO. But I'm biased.
bigblue_dl
Armed
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Well, I don't drink beer, so I have to say shower whiskey is better.
Jon and CJ should be at Reid's again, according to what they said last night.Good story.
And Jon/CJ are awesome. I better run into them at the F5, I should buy Jon a beer for all the crap I gave him last year via whiteboard.
GLM:
While showerbeer is more traditional (and easier to drink, since it's in a small bottle/can), showerwhiskey would be more awesome, IMO. But I'm biased.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Awesome. Maybe we can have some more verbal warfare with some Sioux fans again.
Awesome. Maybe we can have some more verbal warfare with some Sioux fans again.
bigblue_dl
Armed
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
As long as we don't almost get my *** kicked again.Awesome. Maybe we can have some more verbal warfare with some Sioux fans again.
JF_Gophers
2147483647
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Why is someone drinking booze in the shower?
Showers really aren't taking all that long that I am going to need a drink during that time.
But whiskey should win every time if one was choosing.
Why is someone drinking booze in the shower?
Showers really aren't taking all that long that I am going to need a drink during that time.
But whiskey should win every time if one was choosing.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
You won't. Actually, I was more worried about them trying to start * with ShirtlessG, since his delivery is rather, um, dry.
You won't. Actually, I was more worried about them trying to start * with ShirtlessG, since his delivery is rather, um, dry.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
Clearly you are not a convert.
For me anyways, due to my job:
It's hot/humid outside and inside. Just brutal. I get my butt kicked at work (remember, I have a very physical job). I get home to shower up. It's gonna be a long, hot, shower. A Showerbeer is beyond refreshing.
Why is someone drinking booze in the shower?
Showers really aren't taking all that long that I am going to need a drink during that time.
But whiskey should win every time if one was choosing.
Clearly you are not a convert.
For me anyways, due to my job:
It's hot/humid outside and inside. Just brutal. I get my butt kicked at work (remember, I have a very physical job). I get home to shower up. It's gonna be a long, hot, shower. A Showerbeer is beyond refreshing.
Shirtless Guy
Old Dirty Basterd
JF_Gophers
2147483647
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 97: ways to train a dragon
hrmm, I just found that I have those 2 CDs you wanted Hoven. Why? I don't know.
hrmm, I just found that I have those 2 CDs you wanted Hoven. Why? I don't know.
Either he thinks you are going to start a fight, or he thinks you should drink more water.
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