What's new
USCHO Fan Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.

Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective


  • Total voters
    41
Status
Not open for further replies.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

we've been eating. alot. alot. exciting excerpts from the day - mister huskyfan put a shucking knife through his hand and the master chef cooked bacon - just a pan of good bacon - for dinner. (along with many many many leftovers)
You might want to tell him that he might not want to do that.

ST and I are at the Adrian game! This team would beat tech. :(
It wouldn't surprize me at all.

Like national champions, of course;)

Sorry, couldn't resist. =]
:D

blarrggggg...... Got a sore throat, stuffy nose, conjested in my chest, and the chills as well. Sitting her all bundled up here all day trying to sweat it out. :(
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

I resolve to be more obscene. I was sub-par towards the end of this year. I know I can do better. I started off well last night, after sending a text telling my bro what he could do (after he told me to * off). It was rather tasteless, ethnically, racially, and handicapably offensive. Apparently he showed the inlaws what I said. I was actually wondering what they thought of me at that point (since they're not fond of me in general). :D
Not my best, but again, a good start:

"Go f* Hitler with Helen Keller's strap-on and suck Obama's mocha c*, while getting arse-raped by Stevie Wonder's piano hands."

:D

You need to get a trademark/copyright/patent on whatever it was you were drinking. :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

You need to get a trademark/copyright/patent on whatever it was you were drinking. :)

Evan Williams, thanks to a recommendation by bbdl. Can't really tell the difference between that and Jack, the staying power/quality is equal, and it's half the cost or so (1L of EW is about $14, while 1L of Jack is $27). :eek:

But I don't need booze to be obscene. I just need to say what I think, and forget that little voice that says, "Oh no, that's just too far....";)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

What was it that you said to me when you met me? lol :p

Honestly? I don't remember. That's the thing, I just rattle off something. I don't force the obscenity, it just happens. :o

GE: I'm NOT a SCONNIE!!!!!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

For which you thank God for every day. :)

Yes, yes I do. And to think, I was *this close* to being a native Montanan, which is almost as bad (technically; my parents flew back to MN so I was born in Rochester MN). :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

I don't really make New Year resolutions. They seem pretty silly. Why do you need a particular holiday to start doing things you want to do? :confused:

Just start doing them!

That said my focus this year is to keep my job and make about $5,000 more a year.

My job is in transition starting this week (really started in Nov 09, but actual changes are coming now). So this might be more difficult then it sounds.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Not my best, but again, a good start:

"Go f* Hitler with Helen Keller's strap-on and suck Obama's mocha c*, while getting arse-raped by Stevie Wonder's piano hands."

:D
You're lucky the inlaws already hate you because if not...this would do it. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

No. Just :mad:

I wish we could make the smilies bigger. I'd make that ****er about a size 7 right now.
 
Last edited:
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Interesting thing I just learned. A friend of mine who works for Pinnacle was kicked off the approach on Christmas Day because of the declared emergency by NWA 253.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

No, he's over Unger and under Dunn...

Just because it's probably the best dialogue sequence of the two:

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Airplane! aired on Comedy Central today as part of their hangover cure, just before Ghostbusters aired.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top