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Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 95: A USCHO Retrospective

Twitch Boy said:
Tonight at the GLI an awful truth surfaced that I feel I must call to your attention.

Michigan Tech was losing 3-1 at the start of the third period when nature called for me. While answering said call, Tech scored and made the game 3-2. Upon my return to my seat, I was soundly dismissed by the Misfits and Pep Band in attendance, as they believed this to be a direct result of my infamous "GLI curse." Their admonishments proved not to be in vain, as within two minutes Michigan scored to make the game 4-2. It was at this point that I hatched a plan: I would remove the hot dog hat I am quite well known for in hopes of tricking the hockey gods into thinking I was not there. Amazingly, the plan worked, as Tech promptly made it 4-3 and made a battle of the rest of the game.

Thus, it is with a heavy heart that I say that the curse of Michigan Tech hockey lies in my hot dog hat.

Indeed, something must be done to alleviate this curse. The offending hat could conceivably be locked in a vault and buried, or put in a museum or a big warehouse like the end of Indiana Jones. However, this would rob me of the crux of my identity as a college hockey fan. It would also prevent me from using the hat to win the attention of the fairer sex, as I did tonight. O Lodge, deliver your sage advice unto me.
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Wrap it in a Gopher jersey and burn it in effigy at center ice in the JMSIC.

It is the only way, grasshopper.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Half of that is genius, the other half doesn't deserve a glance from your better half.

MN: gets 'diva, mel, huskynation
Foopers: get Flar, Scooby (to match season outlooks), CHA, and brianvf
UND: gets some land and trinkets, I mean, valuable gems.
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I still don't see myself moving anywhere in this situation, and am NOT happy about it. :mad: :mad:

As for the hat, Twitch, I say we do a ritual burning ceremony in the parking lot right in front of the SDC while chanting Tech Once.
 
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Morning lodge. Just woke up to head to the airport to go home. Ugh, this is too early.
 
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crazytechfan said:
Good morning bb_dl.
I haven't even gone to sleep yet. Good God.
Well, have a good next few days! :)

Goooood morning Looooooodge! :)
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Yeah, I took a nap yesterday and then I've been up all night. I'm watching weather now...going to be a bad weekend...
 
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Good mornin' bbdl! ;)
Good mornin' ctf (get to bed little girl)! ;)
Good mornin Priceless! ;)

Good mornin' to tLodge! ;)
 
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Good Morning, bb_dl! :)
Good Morning, ctf! :)
Good Morning, Priceless! :)
Good Morning, MEUSA! :)
Good Morning, kdilks! :)


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge! :)
 
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Yay! Finally, I have been up early enough to get a personalized "good morning" from ralph!

Highlight of the morning: the girl pretending like she was stripping when TSA asked her to take off her belt...
 
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! thursty thursdy is here.

Awfully crowded in here this morning. Getting ready to go to the funeral. Snow predicted. Lots of older, unsteady people going (MIL was 85 and still going very strong until recently) to be there. Hope they all stay upright.:(
 
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Brenthoven said:
However, I'd like to point out that the last time MTU and MN traded (at least in locations), we got ShirtlessGuy/bbdl/MEg, and they got melmac. We got shafted. :mad:
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Find HN a job and we'll be back in a heartbeat.

Brenthoven said:
Half of that is genius, the other half doesn't deserve a glance from your better half.

MN: gets 'diva, mel, huskynation
Foopers: get Flar, Scooby (to match season outlooks), CHA, and brianvf
UND: gets some land and trinkets, I mean, valuable gems.
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But I never left the fold, just moved to a different state. You can take the girl out of Minnesota, but you can't take the Minnesota out of the girl! :)

leswp1 said:
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! thursty thursdy is here.

Awfully crowded in here this morning. Getting ready to go to the funeral. Snow predicted. Lots of older, unsteady people going (MIL was 85 and still going very strong until recently) to be there. Hope they all stay upright.:(
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Hang in there, les. *hugs*
 
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crazytechfan said:
I still don't see myself moving anywhere in this situation, and am NOT happy about it. :mad: :mad:

As for the hat, Twitch, I say we do a ritual burning ceremony in the parking lot right in front of the SDC while chanting Tech Once.
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Funny story about that. So a bunch of us actually did that cheer in the stairwell at the JLA...:o :D

bigblue_dl said:
Morning lodge. Just woke up to head to the airport to go home. Ugh, this is too early.
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Have a safe trip home!
If all goes right, we'll be hitting the road north by 10:30 EST, but we have to make one more stop at Tim Horton's first.
 
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