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The bleach is for my eyes... gotta burn that image out of my head or else Christmas may be ruined forever!You want him to wear a white speedo that has no elasticity (bleach kills the stretch)
) from an all-night party. And "Nations Of The World" came on. That was my intro to this show. I was hooked.
Hellooooooooooooooooooo nurse!
First time I saw that show, I was just waking up (at about 3pm
"The Great Wakkorotti". That is all.
I have a 15-year old, 13-year old, and 7-year old. I see way too much Disney Channel
Hang in there Jon!
Mmmmm, wine.
Plus, I'm tLodge's token cheese eating surrender monkey. Wine comes with tTerritory. New Glarus Raspberry Tart. Try it. It's like that (a beer that's screaming to be a wine). And, it's delicious.
When many of my friends got married, they got roped into the wine territory. I tried a few, even a few straight from France and Italy, and nope. I really gave it a fair shot, too. I'll drink my fruit-fermented beers at those parties. And maybe at the F5, I'll get a delivery of said New Glarus?
calm down, have some dip.
Thats why it was always a hard and steadfast rule at our house that we couldn't open up presents or get into the tea ring until chores were done that morning. Well, except for that one year when my demented mother gave use shovels and pickforks as part of our "gifts". They really weren't wrapped, they just had big bows on them.... my family is weird.whoa boy.....
girl put out some presents for the boys since we are leaving tomorrow and figured they'd want to open stuff we got them and their grandparents got before we chirp out... well she calls her mom and tells her we'll let them do it tomorrow, but then the boys can open a few.
she comes downstairs to do something and they are impatient. the littlest one comes down and asked, "mama, are we going to get to open any presents?!?!" she tells him, "i'm busy right now. yes, we will but not now."
....well....
they run upstairs and i'm still down here with girl. i walk up and see
all these boxes... wrapping paper everywhere. "gap" boxes on the side stacked. and the little one is holding some army men saying, "i wanted more toys"
horrified, i leave before they see me laughing my azz off and walk downstairs to prepare girl... "so, did you tell them they could open all their gifts...NOW?"
"huh?"
she grabs the camera and runs up..... stops dead.
bahahahahahhahaha.
I will do my best to make both the F5 and said delivery happen.
