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Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!

Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!

  • Sucks

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Really Sucks

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Really, Really Sucks

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Suck diddly suck suck!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Nature's Suction Cups

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • It doesn't suck, it blows

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Its a whirling vortex of suck

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Its not a vortex, its a black hole.

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Its Mother called and she's not sure who the Father is

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Freddie Meyer is a hack and even he says it sucks!

    Votes: 21 55.3%
  • Total voters
    38
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!

Playing Yahtzee with Lil while listening to the big boys get whooped by PC. First of all L'il got 4 Yahtzees, 3 of which were 3s and 1 was with 1s. They were not in a row. What is the probability of that:mad:
 
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leswp1 said:
Playing Yahtzee with Lil while listening to the big boys get whooped by PC. First of all L'il got 4 Yahtzees, 3 of which were 3s and 1 was with 1s. They were not in a row. What is the probability of that:mad:
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I was told there would be no math :D .
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
The Monarch will return some day, but for now it's all about Dr. Rockzo the Rock and Roll Clown.
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
He does cocaine...
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"Whadda you do for a living, sell shoes? Cooka-yayah-o!"

mookie1995 said:
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.


When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
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:)

Evening, Lodge.
 
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!

my ceiling fan is leaking :confused: :eek: and i hear a drip in the mechanical closet... going to be a long night before that's fixed

edit: maintenance man arrived... he's upstairs checking out the other apartment... we'll see what happens.
 
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mookie1995 said:
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.


When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
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He'll be here all week. Try the veal and make sure you tip your server. :D
 
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Patman said:
my ceiling fan is leaking :confused: :eek: and i hear a drip in the mechanical closet... going to be a long night before that's fixed

edit: maintenance man arrived... he's upstairs checking out the other apartment... we'll see what happens.
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Someone died upstairs in the tub this afternoon!
 
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Gonzo said:
Morning Lodge

Monster - I don't really follow football at any level. Have fun in Duluth though, and good luck to your team :)
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I'm sure I will, and with a little luck, my pitstop in Chicago will help clear up some of my problems with my massage homework. My hands might want to fall off, but it will help me get a lot closer to my 30 friends and family done.

bostonewe said:
My job was just threatened to my face for something I have absolutely no control over.

Awesome.
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Tell em to go suck Bakunin's Jagon!!! ;)

Hammer said:
5 armed robberies in Adrian since Saturday morning....and a carjacking this morning. A bank, a gas station, two pharmacies, and a Wal-Mart. Likely all by the same guy. Just what I need to go home to.

I'd love to see him roll up on the wrong guy and have that guy deposit about 5 bullets right between this mother****er's eyes.
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Crazy stuff man.

Hammer said:
And now this clown hit the grocery store I go to, 1/4 mile from my house. Lovely.
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err.... Country Market, but didn't that used to be a Krogers??
Hammer said:
Apparently they caught the ****er.
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hahaha.... Good deal.
ARM said:
This might actually be good, because it doesn't have the formality of a usual first meeting. Your bf has to meet the parents in an extended family/holiday situation. You saying, "Nice to meet you, bf's dad, thanks for helping us out with the transportation situation," seems pretty painless by comparison. Keep it friendly, keep it simple, don't inject any drama that doesn't need to be there.
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Agreed, the BF dad would be there for a quick bit, somewhere around a half hour perhaps. Not really formal, but enough to get the parents meeting each other out of the way without making it a big deal.
 
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