So two weeks ago, going to/from Canada, I got the 3rd degree from both of the border patrol officers working at customs. Two weeks ago, it took almost 30 minutes to get back into the US because the International Bridge was backed up because of the US border patrol. They were asking lots of questions and looking in everyone's trunk. Usually I get asked where I live and other random things like that.
Tonight going TO Canada, I presented my license to the Canadian border patrol officer. He asked where I was going, swiped my license, and told me to have a good night. That was it. Going back into the US I handed the officer my license, got asked what I was doing as he swiped my license, and told me to have a good night.

The whole thing took seven minutes, and that includes waiting in line for the few cars that were ahead of me.