BPH has a cold.
Gonzo was released from one job, but picked up by the same company at another location.
SFIS is having surgery (see thread in the Cafe)
Ralph is being Ralph

and is close to 100,000 (see thread in the Cafe)
'diva is wrapping up her job
MNS' dad is having some heart trouble, but appears to be treatable (and is at a hospital with hot nurses)
The Commie is looking at an internship that would allow him to leave his
vampire lifestyle (note, he does not sparkle)
Brent sliced open his hand yesterday and enjoyed the weekend with Sloe and
Papa Sloe watching the Gophs and Sioux battle it out
lil' les is enjoying hockey again!
Bob ran a marathon and got a more-than respectable time
Scarlet was in San Diego, but is now back. BU2K forgot to text her updates from the BU-UMass game (which she probably wouldn't have wanted anyway since BU lost).
There was some vague discussion about abbreviations of the US and Alaska abbreviations in aviation terms
A few peeps took the "Don't Stop Believing" quiz on
sporcle
A brief discussion on John Deere and International Harvester culminating with the post of the video for "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
Hammer got an electric skillet
Mrs. gmann got a big reward of school supplies for being an awesome teacher
GLM didn't get the job and Ralph forgot who he was, but he's still awesome thanks to his nipples