Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

I have 3 bowling balls, my own shoes, and a wheelie bag. I bowl near a 200 average.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2ET5K6zY0

GVSU plays at Hillsdale this weekend, closest game to me, and I'm stuck at a reflexology workshop this weekend. Need to go trim my toenails soon as well.

 

[ARM]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

So today is the day that I am going to finish the thank you cards from our wedding.

Explain that your new hub' has been keeping you very busy in the bedroom.

 

[JF_Gophers]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Explain that your new hub' has been keeping you very busy in the bedroom.

Making her clean it?

 

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Explain that your new hub' has been keeping you very busy in the bedroom.

That big dumby!! He should have her busy in the Kitchen, making him a sandwich.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

That big dumby!! He should have her busy in the Kitchen, making him a sandwich.

But she isn't married to Shirtless Bob.


And there's the 1 PM, first-of-the-month tornado siren.

 

[REDRocket]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

I have 3 bowling balls, my own shoes, and a wheelie bag. I bowl near a 200 average.

I challenge you to a duel. <slap>

 

[ARM]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Making her clean it?

Are you saying it is a dirty place?

He should have her busy in the Kitchen, making him a sandwich.

They're newlyweds -- who knows what kind of sandwiches they are into.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

That big dumby!! He should have her busy in the Kitchen, making him a sandwich.

"Get in the kitchen!
Make me a sandwich!
Shine my shoes!
Shave my back!"


I do not know of anyone that would yell that during a drum cheer

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

I challenge you to a duel. <slap>

your challenge has been accepted. I choose pistols.

 

[Gonzo]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

your challenge has been accepted. I choose pistols.

Nice

I offer my back yard as a neutral spot for this pistol duel. I will also referee.

Choose your seconds gentlemen.

 

[JF_Gophers]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Are you saying it is a dirty place?

I'm saying the carpet could probably use a good cleaning once in awhile.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Nice

I offer my back yard as a neutral spot for this pistol duel. I will also referee.

Choose your seconds gentlemen.

Will this be a public duel?

Also: better move your chickens, Sloe Gin might mistake one of them for REDrocket.

 

[gmann]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

So as a really crappy hockey player, I have always used a cheap wooden stick, but I can get a decent one-piece Bauer for about $45 including shipping, so I think I'll join the 21st century. Hockey Giant.

I have been asked to skate in Fat Boys League aka old timers this winter. not sure if I am going to join or not. I have not been on my skates in over two years and come to think of it my hockey bag has not been opened in over 2 years. I don't even own a stick. If I decide to skate I cannot wait to see what my gear smells like.............

 

[Gonzo]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Will this be a public duel?

A public duel is considered poor form. The Duel should occur at sunrise. The contestants and their seconds will agree on the number of paces the duelists will walk before firing. It should also be clear whether the duel is for first blood, or death.

The chickens will take their chances.
They're only chickens

 

[gmann]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Nice

I offer my back yard as a neutral spot for this pistol duel. I will also referee.

Choose your seconds gentlemen.

I am there. I will glady offer my assistance in putting the unlucky sob out of their misery if need be.

 

[Gonzo]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

I am there. I will glady offer my assistance in putting the unlucky sob out of their misery if need be.

Sounds like you and BPH are offering to be the Seconds.

From Wiki Each party would name a trusted representative (a second) who would, between them, determine a suitable "field of honour." It was also the duty of each party's second to check that the weapons were equal and that the duel was fair. In the 16th and early 17th centuries, it was normal practice for the seconds as well as the principals to fight each other. Later the seconds' role became more pacific, to make sure the rules were followed and to try to achieve reconciliation, but as late as 1777 the Irish code still allowed the seconds an option to exchange shots.

 

[goldy_331]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

A public duel is considered poor form. The Duel should occur at sunrise. The contestants and their seconds will agree on the number of paces the duelists will walk before firing. It should also be clear whether the duel is for first blood, or death.

That was then, this is now. Pay Per View.

 

[hockeybando]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

One of you should wear a stove door, like in Back to the Future Part III.

 

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

One of you should wear a stove door, like in Back to the Future Part III.

But what if the other one shoots that one in the face??

Oh, just got a phone call. My table should be in tomorrow by the end of class.

 

[ARM]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 85: Pants or no Pants?

Choose your seconds gentlemen.

Always choose a second with an Uzi and an itchy trigger finger (or barring that, one who will arrive early like Doc Holiday.)

The chickens will take their chances.
They're only chickens

Sounds like barbecue to follow the duel, especially if somebody goes the Uzi route.