And then if you ever have tDarkness over to watch Michigan football, he can dry-hump a life sized image of Tate Forcier!
Hmmm... I don't even know you but I'm a bit concerned... or, do you know some dark secret about Forcier that isn't public knowledge?
Hello lodge. Just got done with my presentation. Went well. Bring on the crown.
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No actually, I wasn't being facetious at all. I didn't listen to anything from the 70s other than The Who.
Hello lodge. Just got done with my presentation. Went well. Bring on the crown.
I read that as "bring on the clown." Made sense to me.
Don't worry, Ralph. The clown is here now!Paging a Mister Bob Jonhson. Paging a Mister Bob Johnson [via his secret yahoo account].
So Bobby, ya say you can't get enough of those meetings? They're just the mostest swellest use of your time you can imagine? You'd like to start each day with half a dozen, mandatory-attendace, intra-departmental get togethers? Hmmmm, I'll talk to the Big Monkey and see if we can get that in the pipeline.
Glad you liked the story.
I agree the clock is too slow.
The boy and I are going karting tonight. Extreme indoor karting or something. I don't know, I guess the karts that go 40+ mph and you have to sign a waiver and wear protective gear. Typically if a waiver is involved it's fun...right? I hope so.
Why isn't it 5 yet?
My wife's old firm did that as a team building event. She did not enjoy it as the helmet made her claustrophobic and the fumes inside the building were pretty bad. It sounded fun to me, but then I used to race 2 stroke bikes and the fumes and full coverage helmets didn't bother me. Have fun!
Exhaust fumes from high octane racing fuel are awesome. One of my favorite smells.My wife's old firm did that as a team building event. She did not enjoy it as the helmet made her claustrophobic and the fumes inside the building were pretty bad. It sounded fun to me, but then I used to race 2 stroke bikes and the fumes and full coverage helmets didn't bother me. Have fun!
Exhaust fumes from high octane racing fuel are awesome. One of my favorite smells.
I agree the clock is too slow.
The boy and I are going karting tonight. Extreme indoor karting or something. I don't know, I guess the karts that go 40+ mph and you have to sign a waiver and wear protective gear. Typically if a waiver is involved it's fun...right? I hope so.
Why isn't it 5 yet?
Well, it's been one of those days.
I came in after a four day weekend, and the poo hit the fan on a gnarly help desk ticket. I've spent all day chasing down developers and users to completely understand and document how this horrible system event is occurring. I figured out the cause and several possible solutions, all of which involve additional custom code and significant expense. The final decision by the users who initiated the whole thing?
"We'll just go back to doing it the old way"
The boy is a racecar driver and goes karting as "training" or something. I've never been.
If you drop a banana peel in front of his kart, you will be a real American hero.