So, the good folks at my corner store (local brewery) trolled some Pats' fans today. The fans stopped in, saw me in my Rams jersey, and asked, "what's with the Rams fan?"
Beertender: Him? Yeah, don't * with him. He's an ex-felon, got out about 6 months ago. See the Gaelic cross? Yeah, ex-IRA. Busted for explosives.
Fans: ....wait, what?
Beertender: Yeah, he's good now, just don't pi* him off.
Fans (visibly shaken): Good to know.
Beertender: Naw, I'm totally messing with ya. He's just a neighborhood guy. *laughs*

Well played, beertender, well played.