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Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.


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Thank you, thank you, thank you. My cell # used to belong to some deadbeat and I have been fielding calls from collection companies for 1.5 years now. I have called them back and 4 times been assured they are purging my number from their system. I still get the calls.

Whoa there. That's actually more common than you might think. Tell them that you are not the holder of the debt, they are to stop calling you, and any further contact by phone will result in legal action on your part. Then bone up on the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. If they keep calling you and you play your cards right you can take 'em to court for $1000 a call.
 
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Whoa there. That's actually more common than you might think. Tell them that you are not the holder of the debt, they are to stop calling you, and any further contact by phone will result in legal action on your part. Then bone up on the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. If they keep calling you and you play your cards right you can take 'em to court for $1000 a call.

Hmmm, wish I'd known that 10 years ago. I was in one of those book of the month things. They sent a Danielle Steele book and something else I had zero interest in and sent it right back. Got hounded about it for two years before they stopped.
 
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Is no one else concerned about monster babysitting two little girls today? Are we sure he should be allowed to do this? Is it legal? Should we be contacting Michigan State Police?
Nope. Its not like I'm some pervert like Dude Love. :p

They were only here for a hour, then it was looking like nap time for the both of the girls. Just enough time here for them to get to pet some of the horses and pose for some pictures, although the older one was a whole lot more shy about it than the younger one.

A lot of these calls can be averted with one simple rule.

If I don't recognize the number, or it's private/unlisted/unknown, I don't pick up. PERIOD. If it's important, they can leave a message.
Yep, that's about what I always almost do.
A referee's whistle works well, too.
Yeah, with that one, you just better give your roommates a heads up about it before you blast that sucka. That and I think that gag works the best if you sit there and let em ramble on in their given spiel, let em think they got ya, and then DEEP BREATH AND MAKE SURE THE DRONE IN THE CUBES NEXT TO THIS DRONE HEARS YOU AS WELL!!! :D

also, CC to Hammer. Don't know if you got on that chain message this afternoon, but Pat Bowles has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer. :(
 
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No, I didn't. That sucks. That's going to be quick.
Yeah, I know. There's not much they can really do with that one except tell you to make sure your affairs are in order and you had better start knocking off stuff from your bucket list in a hurry.
 
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Nope. Its not like I'm some pervert like Dude Love. :p

They was only here for a hour, then it was looking like nap time for the both of them. Just enough time here for them to get to pet some of the horses and pose for some pictures, although the older one was a whole lot more shy about it than the younger one.


Yep, that's about what I always almost do.

Yeah, with that one, you just better give your roommates a heads up about it before you blast that sucka. That and I think that gag works the best if you sit there and let em ramble on in their given spiel, let em think they got ya, and then DEEP BREATH AND MAKE SURE THE DRONE IN THE CUBES NEXT TO THIS DRONE HEARS YOU AS WELL!!! :D

This should go into english books as an example of what not to do.
 
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I don't answer calls that aren't in my phone contact list.

Back in the day, before you could stop all the telemarketing crap, I found that if you start talking dirty to them ("Well, you have a pretty voice...what are you wearing?" etc) got them to hang up pretty quick.
 
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I told one that I was watching porn. That moved him off of his script pretty quickly.
 
loooove this time of year. home alone on almost every night!! :D

I don't answer calls that aren't in my phone contact list.

Back in the day, before you could stop all the telemarketing crap, I found that if you start talking dirty to them ("Well, you have a pretty voice...what are you wearing?" etc) got them to hang up pretty quick.

mookie's beloved response when they ask to speak to mookie or mrs mookie -- (s)he can't take the call, my cokc is in their mouth. :O
 
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I don't answer calls that aren't in my phone contact list.

Back in the day, before you could stop all the telemarketing crap, I found that if you start talking dirty to them ("Well, you have a pretty voice...what are you wearing?" etc) got them to hang up pretty quick.

Nowadays that would probably get you some kind of sexual harassment suit.:p

My sleep schedule is completely messed up. Thanks, finals.
 
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! I am still on vacation, yay!1!!!1!!!!11!
 
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Good morning Lodge.

-17 but feels like -40.
 
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