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Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

Good evening Lodge.

Little gII started wrestling last week. Brock Lesnar has two boys around the age of 4 that are also wrestling. Little minnie me's. I think his kids could kick my azz ;)
 
bigblue_dl said:
Forget plowing, for as much as I had to pay for new license tabs, MNDOT should be installing heated roads to melt the snow automatically. I can't believe how much this state likes to steal money from us. They're all crooks.
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gotta build a new hubert horatio hornblower dome, no?!?! :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

At the *FT.

We just hired a head coach who has the expression and emotional range of Kristen Stewart, and shares a name with the crappy replacement host of Tic Tac Dough after Wink Martindale left.

/those red boxes are special categories, we'll explain those when we get to them
 
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Greyeagle said:
Just venting general frustration at the moron in Saturn.
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I'm agreeing with you, but expanding it to ANYONE who was driving on 394 around 9am this morning. 30mph. 30. On the highway. A plowed highway.
 
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Brenthoven said:
I'm agreeing with you, but expanding it to ANYONE who was driving on 394 around 9am this morning. 30mph. 30. On the highway. A plowed highway.
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I want to mount one of those scrolling electronic signs in my back window, one of my pre-programmed messages would be "Please get off on the next exit, you're too ****ing stupid to drive on the freeway".
 
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Greyeagle said:
I want to mount one of those scrolling electronic signs in my back window, one of my pre-programmed messages would be "Please get off on the next exit, you're too ****ing stupid to drive on the freeway".
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MdD laughs at me when I get a little peeved at the stupid drivers. I've been known to say quite loudly to myself "Get off my f*ing road, you moran!" and "See that little pedal to the right? That's the accelerator. USE IT!"
 
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Greyeagle said:
I want to mount one of those scrolling electronic signs in my back window, one of my pre-programmed messages would be "Please get off on the next exit, you're too ****ing stupid to drive on the freeway".
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That or have everybody install a Missile lock alarm system to let the moron's know you're ****ing somebody off who wants to get going faster. Wouldn't have to be a big missile, just something big enough to leave a pretty nasty dent in the back end of the vehicle, have enough force behind it to set off the idiots airbags.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
That or have everybody install a Missile lock alarm system to let the moron's know you're ****ing somebody off who wants to get going faster. Wouldn't have to be a big missile, just something big enough to leave a pretty nasty dent in the back end of the vehicle, have enough force behind it to set off the idiots airbags.
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ONe of the British Top Gear shows had some hysterical answers to terrible drivers- paint rollers, catapulting stuff from the roof, etc. Googled but can't seem to find the episode.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #171: On Turkeys.

bigmrg74 said:
That or have everybody install a Missile lock alarm system to let the moron's know you're ****ing somebody off who wants to get going faster. Wouldn't have to be a big missile, just something big enough to leave a pretty nasty dent in the back end of the vehicle, have enough force behind it to set off the idiots airbags.
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In order for the alarm to work, it would have to be installed on the other person's car. Are you going to plan for which drivers you expect to pi** you off?
 
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