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Rep Retirement Lodge #167: Weather

Rep Retirement Lodge #167: Weather

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leswp1 said:
I am not sure but it is weird.

Paging Hammer, paging Hammer.....I need your shovel. I am not having a good day and I could use it for a few people right now.
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wasn't me.... i've been in other parts today.
 
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Dang cold. Head weighs fifty pounds. Body weak. Only mouth breathing.

leswp1 said:
Paging Hammer, paging Hammer.....I need your shovel. I am not having a good day and I could use it for a few people right now.
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Hit me. Please! Put me out of my misery!
 
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Feels soooooo good to be done with raking for the spring. Seeded some more, watered (actually, still watering) the parts of the lawn I overseeded. If I'm lucky, this **** place will look presentable this summer. :p
 
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Fork comcast with a forkity forking fork fork fork :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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Patman said:
Fork comcast with a forkity forking fork fork fork :mad: :mad: :mad:
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You rang? Oh wait, just a fork. My bad.

First day of the year with the top down. Felt wonderful. Took a roundabout way home, just because of it.
 
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Good Morning, MUESA! :)


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge! :)
 
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So on the bus this morning, the three-person bench that faces the opposite side of the bus was occupied by just one man when I got on the bus. The guy was athletic in appearance, thick shouldered like me, so I sit down on the opposite end of the bench. Now, these benches are designed where two normal-sized men and one husky man could fit in moderate comfort. So at this point there's now one slightly larger than average man on the bench, and me, weighing in at well over three bills. Who's the last person to get on the bus? That's right, a squat woman weighing in at nearly three bills herself. Instead of taking one of the open two-person benches that open to the aisle on one side she chooses to squeeze herself between me and the other guy. Holy hell was that a bad ride. Add to that, she smelled of two-day old BO. Fun stuff all around.
 
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St. Clown said:
So on the bus this morning, the three-person bench that faces the opposite side of the bus was occupied by just one man when I got on the bus. The guy was athletic in appearance, thick shouldered like me, so I sit down on the opposite end of the bench. Now, these benches are designed where two normal-sized men and one husky man could fit in moderate comfort. So at this point there's now one slightly larger than average man on the bench, and me, weighing in at well over three bills. Who's the last person to get on the bus? That's right, a squat woman weighing in at nearly three bills herself. Instead of taking one of the open two-person benches that open to the aisle on one side she chooses to squeeze herself between me and the other guy. Holy hell was that a bad ride. Add to that, she smelled of two-day old BO. Fun stuff all around.
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There's a Weird Al song in there somewhere...
 
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FlagDUDE08 said:
There's a Weird Al song in there somewhere...
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Another One Rides the Bus, is that the song you're remembering? I have it on my mp3 player.

The thing is, with the commuter bus, you rarely see stuff like this.
 
St. Clown said:
So on the bus this morning, the three-person bench that faces the opposite side of the bus was occupied by just one man when I got on the bus. The guy was athletic in appearance, thick shouldered like me, so I sit down on the opposite end of the bench. Now, these benches are designed where two normal-sized men and one husky man could fit in moderate comfort. So at this point there's now one slightly larger than average man on the bench, and me, weighing in at well over three bills. Who's the last person to get on the bus? That's right, a squat woman weighing in at nearly three bills herself. Instead of taking one of the open two-person benches that open to the aisle on one side she chooses to squeeze herself between me and the other guy. Holy hell was that a bad ride. Add to that, she smelled of two-day old BO. Fun stuff all around.
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Couldn't YOU have moved to an open double when she squeezed in?
 
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