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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
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Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
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Ralph Baer
Let's Go 'Tute!
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Good Morning, MEUSA!
Good Morning to the rest of tLodge!
Good Morning, MEUSA!
Good Morning to the rest of tLodge!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Good morning, Lodge!
Good morning, Lodge!
Ralph Baer
Let's Go 'Tute!
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
After a half hour of fooling around, I finally got the base of my cordless phone to stop blinking that I have an incoming call.
After a half hour of fooling around, I finally got the base of my cordless phone to stop blinking that I have an incoming call.
JF_Gophers
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Morning!
Morning!
Darn technology, with all its blinky lights and gadgetry!After a half hour of fooling around, I finally got the base of my cordless phone to stop blinking that I have an incoming call.
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift....
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
________________________________
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex ?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer ?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
________________________________
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow ?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
_______________________________
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him ?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God !" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long ?"
And then the fight started...
________________________________
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
And then the fight started...
______________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV ?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
________________________________
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that t?"
And that's how the fight started...
_______________________________
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
______________________________
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started...
________________________________
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
And then the fight started........
________________________________
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day !
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF !
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy"'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then ?'
That's how the fight started.
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift....
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
________________________________
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex ?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer ?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
________________________________
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow ?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
_______________________________
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him ?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God !" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long ?"
And then the fight started...
________________________________
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
And then the fight started...
______________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV ?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
________________________________
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that t?"
And that's how the fight started...
_______________________________
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
______________________________
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started...
________________________________
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
And then the fight started........
________________________________
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day !
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF !
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy"'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then ?'
That's how the fight started.
Lady wore Black
pawn in game of life
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Good Morning, Lodge!
Good Morning, Lodge!
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
So are you trying to say something about your domestic bliss, or lack thereof?
Good morning lodge. Day off again today.
There is a rim of ice on the pond this morning - or what there is of it. Normally that would get me excited about the upcoming outdoor skating season, but our pond is down so low, I don't think we'll have much of rink unless we get some rain real soon. There is 8' of bottom showing at our shore edge right now. Our pond that averages 2-3' deep is down a foot. In the past it has always been replenished by Southdale, but no more. Southdale is the USA's first enclosed shopping mall and it's about a mile from my house. From its inception it has used a system of heating and cooling that involved pumping water from a deep well, running it through heat pumps and dumping the water to pond nearby. That pond stayed open all winter due to the warm water being dumped and the pond connects through culverts and channels with our pond. The State made all such systems stop the practice of pump and dump last year. With the dry spell at the end of summer and into fall our pond is drying up.
Hope we get a week of nice steady rainy weather soon to refill it.
So are you trying to say something about your domestic bliss, or lack thereof?
Good morning lodge. Day off again today.
There is a rim of ice on the pond this morning - or what there is of it. Normally that would get me excited about the upcoming outdoor skating season, but our pond is down so low, I don't think we'll have much of rink unless we get some rain real soon. There is 8' of bottom showing at our shore edge right now. Our pond that averages 2-3' deep is down a foot. In the past it has always been replenished by Southdale, but no more. Southdale is the USA's first enclosed shopping mall and it's about a mile from my house. From its inception it has used a system of heating and cooling that involved pumping water from a deep well, running it through heat pumps and dumping the water to pond nearby. That pond stayed open all winter due to the warm water being dumped and the pond connects through culverts and channels with our pond. The State made all such systems stop the practice of pump and dump last year. With the dry spell at the end of summer and into fall our pond is drying up.
Hope we get a week of nice steady rainy weather soon to refill it.Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
This one was my fave!
Hi Lodge. Happy Friday! So, on Monday, I emailed my two friends I have season tickets with. There are two couples. Their 4 tickets are in one of the guy's name (he has access to the account online, etc). I email to remind them that I wanted to know if I could use one of their 4 tickets for tomorrow's game as I am bringing two of my godkids. One of the couples - the wife wasn't planning to go so they said sure. Now, with our ticket manager system, they can just email me the ticket. Should be easy. Well, they asked if I wanted one of the Club Room passes. Sure, I said, but not necessary. Didn't know what they were all planning to do for dinner, etc. For the last two days I have been going back and forth with both of them as to what I need, etc. Finally, last night about 8pm we had a FB conversation about what ticket I would get etc. Back on Wednesday I said that I needed it by 5pm on Friday so I could print it out here as my printer at home is broken. I usually get to the game before them so meeting them to hand off the actual ticket wouldn't work. I thought we had it resolved last night but as of now I STILL don't have it. The guy that is the "owner" of those 4 tickets is in Texas this week and flying home this afternoon so if he doesn't send to me before he heads out to the airport I'm screwed. Here I thought the worst part would be getting my godson to not reneg on coming and now he's coming and I might not have the ticket. It's driving me nuts. Why can't they email me the ticket?? I may have to buy one just to be safe.
This one was my fave!
Hi Lodge. Happy Friday! So, on Monday, I emailed my two friends I have season tickets with. There are two couples. Their 4 tickets are in one of the guy's name (he has access to the account online, etc). I email to remind them that I wanted to know if I could use one of their 4 tickets for tomorrow's game as I am bringing two of my godkids. One of the couples - the wife wasn't planning to go so they said sure. Now, with our ticket manager system, they can just email me the ticket. Should be easy. Well, they asked if I wanted one of the Club Room passes. Sure, I said, but not necessary. Didn't know what they were all planning to do for dinner, etc. For the last two days I have been going back and forth with both of them as to what I need, etc. Finally, last night about 8pm we had a FB conversation about what ticket I would get etc. Back on Wednesday I said that I needed it by 5pm on Friday so I could print it out here as my printer at home is broken. I usually get to the game before them so meeting them to hand off the actual ticket wouldn't work. I thought we had it resolved last night but as of now I STILL don't have it. The guy that is the "owner" of those 4 tickets is in Texas this week and flying home this afternoon so if he doesn't send to me before he heads out to the airport I'm screwed. Here I thought the worst part would be getting my godson to not reneg on coming and now he's coming and I might not have the ticket. It's driving me nuts. Why can't they email me the ticket?? I may have to buy one just to be safe.
huskyfan
New member
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
gmann - we will be sitting with the Tech fans. old geezer. bald. glasses. in a Tech shirt, maybe an Air Force jacket over it. probably in a hat. I'm a hot young blode chick. NOT. I'll be with the geezer, short and wide, short grey hair, Tech hoody (don't have my jerseys with me). PLEASE come over and say Hi to us.
gmann - we will be sitting with the Tech fans. old geezer. bald. glasses. in a Tech shirt, maybe an Air Force jacket over it. probably in a hat. I'm a hot young blode chick. NOT. I'll be with the geezer, short and wide, short grey hair, Tech hoody (don't have my jerseys with me). PLEASE come over and say Hi to us.
hockeyplayer1015
Capt
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
yawn.
Up and at 'em. Gotta look around for some stuff to throw in my mom's garage sale she is having tomorrow, do a bunch of laundry, pack up the necessary supplies, and then head on up to camp sometime after dinner probably as tomorrow sunrise begins my 9 day quest to stalk Bambi and pump some lead into his diet. I'll have people to hunt with this weekend, but next week I will probably be on my own just sitting in stands and walking through the woods myself. Queue inner Rambo.
yawn.
Up and at 'em. Gotta look around for some stuff to throw in my mom's garage sale she is having tomorrow, do a bunch of laundry, pack up the necessary supplies, and then head on up to camp sometime after dinner probably as tomorrow sunrise begins my 9 day quest to stalk Bambi and pump some lead into his diet. I'll have people to hunt with this weekend, but next week I will probably be on my own just sitting in stands and walking through the woods myself. Queue inner Rambo.
hockeyplayer1015
Capt
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Also have a very strong urge to make a sign about "Where's Dirty's Jersey?" and going to the AIC/Clarkson games, just for laughs. However I don't think I can step foot in Cheel (Clarkson's rink) unless SLU is playing there.
Also have a very strong urge to make a sign about "Where's Dirty's Jersey?" and going to the AIC/Clarkson games, just for laughs. However I don't think I can step foot in Cheel (Clarkson's rink) unless SLU is playing there.
bigblue_dl
Armed
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Welcome to the home of the hillbilly
Yeah baby
It’s a land of barbed wire, moonshine, whiskey
Park your car before you get it stuck
Go on grab you a beer
And get on up in the truck
It’s going down tonight
It’s all on me
It’s BYOB, and I got all we need
Yeah boy I’m bout to show me a city slicker
How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on
Our side of the barbed wire
Money grows in rows
And if it don’t you go broke
So we
We hang out by the bon fire
Just some good ole boys having a dang good time
We crank it up down here
We get loud down here
Throwin down in the dirty dirty south down here
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers they all came to kick it in the sticks
Welcome to the home of the hillbilly
Yeah baby
It’s a land of barbed wire, moonshine, whiskey
Park your car before you get it stuck
Go on grab you a beer
And get on up in the truck
It’s going down tonight
It’s all on me
It’s BYOB, and I got all we need
Yeah boy I’m bout to show me a city slicker
How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on
Our side of the barbed wire
Money grows in rows
And if it don’t you go broke
So we
We hang out by the bon fire
Just some good ole boys having a dang good time
We crank it up down here
We get loud down here
Throwin down in the dirty dirty south down here
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers they all came to kick it in the sticks
JF_Gophers
2147483647
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
I blame mookie that the ad I see most on this board now is for some filipino dating site.
I blame mookie that the ad I see most on this board now is for some filipino dating site.
gmann
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
I will for sure. See you later this evening. (I might be bringing both my little guys to the girls game at 2:00.
bigblue_dl
Armed
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
Great reason to pay for extra.I blame mookie that the ad I see most on this board now is for some filipino dating site.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
I like 'em big.
huskyfan
New member
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 138: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
I think I've got the real one! we are in Bemidji. great drive through Northern Minnesota on back roads. now I see why they call it "land of 10,000 lakes". very pretty.
I think I've got the real one! we are in Bemidji. great drive through Northern Minnesota on back roads. now I see why they call it "land of 10,000 lakes". very pretty.
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