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Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

  • Yes

    Votes: 28 75.7%

  • No. JK, Yes!

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Of course!

    Votes: 23 62.2%

  • Is Giada wrapped in it?

    Votes: 22 59.5%

  • Freddy Meyer hacked it!

    Votes: 12 32.4%

  • With eggs.

    Votes: 18 48.6%

  • Bra?

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Underware?

    Votes: 11 29.7%

  • Umbrella.

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • Thunder bacon!

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Super Bacon!

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Coffee Bacon!

    Votes: 13 35.1%

  • I'm bored.

    Votes: 11 29.7%

  • I can't think of anything else.

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • Yes we can!

    Votes: 12 32.4%

  • Liquid Bacon?!?!?

    Votes: 10 27.0%

  • Chocolate Bacon!

    Votes: 19 51.4%

  • Bacon Tree!

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Bacon Flavored Bacon!

    Votes: 21 56.8%

  • Tofu Bacon! JK, that's wrong on so many levels.

    Votes: 4 10.8%
  • Total voters
    37
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

hockeyplayer1015 said:
Alumni, Class of 2011, SUNY Maritime College.

However, due to ****ty paperwork processing, I do not have my USCG license in hand. Hopefully it will be ready for when I move to Houston. I do have my diploma, although that doesn't mean as much to me really. Beautiful day, and the family got along well, so it was a very good day.
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Congrats!
 
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Yeah! Just made dinner reservations at Red Fish Grill in the French Quarter of Nawlins for Father's Day evening. My wife and I will be in the vicinity for a family wedding that weekend.:D:D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

hockeyplayer1015 said:
Alumni, Class of 2011, SUNY Maritime College.

However, due to ****ty paperwork processing, I do not have my USCG license in hand. Hopefully it will be ready for when I move to Houston. I do have my diploma, although that doesn't mean as much to me really. Beautiful day, and the family got along well, so it was a very good day.
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That is awesome. Well done, kid. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

Okay, lemme see how many nationalities I can offend with one joke [sent to me by a buddy]. :D:D




An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.

He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'

To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'

And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
men to make a dent in that pile of sand.'

So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the
pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'

The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea
fella he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I
no coulda finda him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I
told you to shovel this pile.'

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get
meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies,
boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'

The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of
sand to look for the Chinese gent.


Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells,


'SUPPLIES!!!'
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

That's almost as old as you are. :p

You hear about those new Italian tires? Dago wopwopwop.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

An American, a Russian, and a Mexican were sitting around a campfire. American was drinking whiskey, Russian had vodka, and Mexican had tequila. All of a sudden, the Mexican throws his tequila bottle in the air, and shoots it. The American is shocked. "Why would you do that?" he asked. The Mexican replied, "There's a surplus of tequila, so it's no loss." The Russian then gets a gleam in his eye, and tosses up his vodka bottle, and says the same thing. The American ponders for a moment, and then tosses up the Mexican.



You're welcome. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

Greetings everyone. Still sitting in the tractor planting. But i'll probably be done soon, I'm almost out of corn. Not as late as I expected l.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

No Derby Day for you!

Set plans with my bro to take mom out to dinner after the Derby. She LOVES horse racing/horses, so it'll be a great day for her. Trying to find a way to dollarbet on the race with her. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 134: Huh?

Well this shift is going quickly. The first 2 1/2 hours have felt like about 15 minutes.
 
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Am I bad person for laughing at those jokes?

'Morning kids. Long run today--if all goes well, I'll be logging 14 miles.
 
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