Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes
CHA is already offering to make it a class action suit.
So Red, Let me see if I understand the situation as you've described it. The aforementioned party of the first part--a Mr. Puckman--did approach and knowingly touch the party of the second part--your kid--thereby scaring said party of the second part and causing said party to emit a scream. Hmmmm.
Sounds like you have grounds for litigious action. I'd ask for damages including, but not limited to: 1) Forfeiture of the party of the first part's costume and/or ornamental regalia; 2) Season tickets to the team of your choice; 3) An immediate and full loss of all rep points belonging to one Mr. Ralph Baer--a known associate and obvious co-conspirator of this Mr. Puckman creep. 4) All future "free ice cream" accruing to said Mr. Baer be sent to the aggrieved party--your kid. 5) Plus cash, lots of it.
CHA is already offering to make it a class action suit.