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Rep Retirement Lodge 122: Autumn has arrived.

Rep Retirement Lodge 122: Autumn has arrived.

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 122: Autumn has arrived.

Crazy day. Like bizarro world.

This morning I go to my usual au Bon pain for a bby muffin. Place has three hot Latina girls working the registers. Usually just "blah blah Spanish 'can I help you? Blah blah Spanish". Well today while getting my change one of them gives me the "look up with her eyes" while at the register and says, "you cut your hair"

Um yeah.

"I noticed something"
(yeah baby!!!! :D)

Then I head out of the mall for lunch and fall behind this a-girl who has a great outfit. Tight top that's long enough to cover as a dress, dark stockings, little boots. I pass her and get on the escalator out to boylston, and notice her and her friend take the stairs. I just have to turn and get another look at this, so I look over my left shoulder and she is staring right at me smiling. I smile back and nod. Walk outside.
(do things really come in threes?!? Did I just say come?!?)

I go to a bar for lunch. Sit at the bar and ask for my diet coke and menu. Usual cute Thursday girl asks how I am. Asks if I come there often. Tellsme she recognizes me. Asks my name, tells me hers. I eat. Says bye. Will see me next time.
(?!?!?!?)

Go back to work. Walking through mall and a south Asian girl, Indian or Pakistani, is eating a banana. Big bites. Small, tiny girl. If she says somethingto me I may explode. She's too busy sliding fruit between her lips. Ice cube is playing in my head.


Crazy bizarro mookie day.
 
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mookie1995 said:
I go to a bar for lunch. Sit at the bar and ask for my diet coke and menu. Usual cute Thursday girl asks how I am. Asks if I come there often. Tellsme she recognizes me. Asks my name, tells me hers. I eat. Says bye. Will see me next time.
(?!?!?!?)
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If she recognized you and she's your usual waitress, why is she asking if you come here often? Hottie bartender says "Why weren't you here?" when I miss a week. Sheesh.

:p
 
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Scarlet, did you miss the "bizarro" qualifier... OF COURSE you get noticed and recognized..... Geez! ;)
 
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mookie1995 said:
Crazy day. Like bizarro world.

This morning I go to my usual au Bon pain for a bby muffin. Place has three hot Latina girls working the registers. Usually just "blah blah Spanish 'can I help you? Blah blah Spanish". Well today while getting my change one of them gives me the "look up with her eyes" while at the register and says, "you cut your hair"

Um yeah.

"I noticed something"
(yeah baby!!!! :D)

Then I head out of the mall for lunch and fall behind this a-girl who has a great outfit. Tight top that's long enough to cover as a dress, dark stockings, little boots. I pass her and get on the escalator out to boylston, and notice her and her friend take the stairs. I just have to turn and get another look at this, so I look over my left shoulder and she is staring right at me smiling. I smile back and nod. Walk outside.
(do things really come in threes?!? Did I just say come?!?)

I go to a bar for lunch. Sit at the bar and ask for my diet coke and menu. Usual cute Thursday girl asks how I am. Asks if I come there often. Tellsme she recognizes me. Asks my name, tells me hers. I eat. Says bye. Will see me next time.
(?!?!?!?)

Go back to work. Walking through mall and a south Asian girl, Indian or Pakistani, is eating a banana. Big bites. Small, tiny girl. If she says somethingto me I may explode. She's too busy sliding fruit between her lips. Ice cube is playing in my head.


Crazy bizarro mookie day.
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So you're saying you're about this close from having a harem? :eek:


Afternoon, Lodge. Gotta make my dad's birthday present before he gets home.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 122: Autumn has arrived.

Leswp1 is probably the only one who might appreciate this, but I just found out the name and death date of my great-great-great-great-grandmother, my father's father's father's father's father's mother, as well as her probable father's name and death date. :)
 
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Ralph Baer said:
January 1. :)
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One of my buddies (who is younger than me! :( ) told me while back that he would be retiring on December 17 of 2010. I called him the other night and he had already retired. :eek: The City offered him a buy out and he took it. He's technically on vacation right now and will go back in the office one time when he gets back to clean out the office and then done.

Soo freakin jealous! :mad:
 
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Ralph Baer said:
January 1. :)
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goldy_331 said:
One of my buddies (who is younger than me! :( ) told me while back that he would be retiring on December 17 of 2010. I called him the other night and he had already retired. :eek: The City offered him a buy out and he took it. He's technically on vacation right now and will go back in the office one time when he gets back to clean out the office and then done.

Soo freakin jealous! :mad:
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Best case scenario I have 21 years................
 
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mookie1995 said:
Go back to work. Walking through mall and a south Asian girl, Indian or Pakistani, is eating a banana. Big bites. Small, tiny girl. If she says somethingto me I may explode. She's too busy sliding fruit between her lips. Ice cube is playing in my head.
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It is physically impossible not to get turned on by a hot girl eating a banana.
 
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new thread in d1 just sprouted... someone who has been on here for many years asks how guys know when to change lines while the puck is in play.

Swansong said:
It is physically impossible not to get turned on by a hot girl eating a banana.
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quoted for truth.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 122: Autumn has arrived.

West Texas Wolverine said:
"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to A Shot and a Goal again."

There are some midshipmen (Naval Academy semester exchange students) here at USAFA, and this week-long buildup to the Navy game has been interesting for them. One guy showed up to class in his thermal underwear and shower shoes, because his AF classmates raided his room the night prior and "borrowed" all his uniforms!

Go Air Force!
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This made me llaugh.

Ralph Baer said:
Leswp1 is probably the only one who might appreciate this, but I just found out the name and death date of my great-great-great-great-grandmother, my father's father's father's father's father's mother, as well as her probable father's name and death date. :)
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Did you yell Jackpot~!!!! this is so cool!!!!:D And you were right. No one else got they should be very impressed.
 
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